I Was In Love With a Tea Party Republican Live at the Stork Club by The Pallet Jacks Lyrics

I was in love with a Tea Party Republican
How we got along for so long, I just can't understand
She called me a hippie and I called her a jerk
She said that poor people, they just don't wanna work
I was in love with a Tea Party Republican
I asked, "Do you love me?", she said, "Don't tread on me"
That's heavy, man
I respected her opinion, she played me for a fool
She said that science has no place in the school
I was in love with a Tea Party Republican
How we got along for so long, I just can't undеrstand
When she heard this song, shе was not at all amused
She almost spit her beer out all over Fox News