Average Jeaux by The Other Realm Lyrics
[Spoken Intro]
He thinks he's hot but
He's just an average Joe (Average Joe-whoa-whoa)
Average Joe, average Joe
[Verse 1]
He's wearing a fedora with his non-prescription glasses
He's preachin' about light and love that he heard of in some lousy yoga classes
He's got some sort of deep tattoo in a language that he doesn't speak a word of
And his favorite band's an indie group called "Somebody That You've Probably Never Heard Of"
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't fall for his little hipster spell
He's never gonna love ya like he loves himself 'cause
[Chorus]
He's just an average Joe
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't
[Post-Chorus]
Well he's a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
[Verse 2]
He thinks his lack of personality can be disguised behind his over-tended beard
He brews his own kombucha and if you ask him what that is he'll simply sneer
You know he really wants a microbrew but he'll settle for a vegan gin and tonic
Watch him sip it in that way he do and repeatedly misuse the word "ironic"
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't fall for his little hipster spell
He's never gonna love ya like he loves himself 'cause
[Chorus]
He's just an average Joe
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't
[Post-Chorus]
He's a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
Well he's a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
[Harmonica Solo]
[Spoken Bridge]
Listen, Joe
I know you think you're great
But please, take your almond milk and get out of my face
[Chorus]
He's just an average Joe
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't
[Post-Chorus]
He's just a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
He's just a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
He thinks he's hot but
He's just an average Joe (Average Joe-whoa-whoa)
Average Joe, average Joe
[Verse 1]
He's wearing a fedora with his non-prescription glasses
He's preachin' about light and love that he heard of in some lousy yoga classes
He's got some sort of deep tattoo in a language that he doesn't speak a word of
And his favorite band's an indie group called "Somebody That You've Probably Never Heard Of"
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't fall for his little hipster spell
He's never gonna love ya like he loves himself 'cause
[Chorus]
He's just an average Joe
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't
[Post-Chorus]
Well he's a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
[Verse 2]
He thinks his lack of personality can be disguised behind his over-tended beard
He brews his own kombucha and if you ask him what that is he'll simply sneer
You know he really wants a microbrew but he'll settle for a vegan gin and tonic
Watch him sip it in that way he do and repeatedly misuse the word "ironic"
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't fall for his little hipster spell
He's never gonna love ya like he loves himself 'cause
[Chorus]
He's just an average Joe
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't
[Post-Chorus]
He's a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
Well he's a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
[Harmonica Solo]
[Spoken Bridge]
Listen, Joe
I know you think you're great
But please, take your almond milk and get out of my face
[Chorus]
He's just an average Joe
And I think it's time you know
You're just a player in his show
Black heart and vintage clothes
That piercing through his nose
He says he loves you but he don't
[Post-Chorus]
He's just a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'
He's just a medial median if you know what I mean
He's always talkin' and schemin' but never actin', just dreamin'