Cards by The Original London Cast of American Psycho Lyrics

[LUIS CARRUTHERS]:
Holy shit.
Magnificent...

[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]:
Impressive...

[DAVID VAN PATTEN]:
So thick...

[TIMOTHY PRICE]:
And yet so light.

[LUIS CARRUTHERS]:
The lettering

[PAUL OWEN]:
Romalian.

[CRAIG MCDERMOTT]:
The stock?
[PAUL OWEN]:
It's eggshell white.
Don't take chances in the game; it matters what you've drawn.
The question's not what's in a name, but what it's printed on.

[CHORUS]:
Oh baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard.
Oh baby baby,
This can't be right.
How I love your surfaces
How I love your type

[PAUL OWEN]:
The impression that you make

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
He thinks that I'm a fake.

[PAUL OWEN]:
Is always in your hands.

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
Does he know who I am?
[PAUL OWEN]:
Either Constantia

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
He says "nice to see ya"

[PAUL OWEN]:
Or Comic Sans.

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
But doesn't shake my hand.

[PAUL OWEN]:
In the corporate coliseum

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
Everyone that he meets...

[PAUL OWEN]:
The crowd calls for a showman.

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
They want to get to know him.

[PAUL OWEN]:
My font,
[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
He's cut from...

[PAUL OWEN]:
Imperial,

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
Nice material...

[PAUL OWEN]:
Yours Times New Roman.

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
I'm no Willy Loman.

[CHORUS]:
Oh baby baby,
It's really not that hard.
You'll find that when you get it right,
A deal's made with a card.
Oh baby baby,
You're such a card.
You make it look oh-so-easy
When I know it's fuckin' hard.

[PATRICK BATEMAN]:
Oh baby baby,
I'll concede the game.
You played your hand well today,
But soon you'll know my name