A Charming Kinda Robber by The One Broken Heart Lyrics

You get on with life as a robber
You're a charming kinda person
You like reading comics and racing snails
You like to contemplate Fords
But when you start to daydream
Your mind turns straight to BMWs

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You like to use words like 'juicy' and 'rather.'
You like to use words about Fords
But when you stop your talking
Your mind turns straight to BMWs

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You like to hang out with Jenny and Sarah
But when left alone
Your mind turns straight to BMWs

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You hate burglars and wasp nests
But you just think back to BMWs
And you're happy once again

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