A Man Needs Cooling by The Offtopics Lyrics
[Intro]
Hey girl
It’s time to be honest
It’s too late for anything else
The way you’ve walked over to me
I can believe that you like what you see
And it’s not that I'm being blase
But I have a very pressing matter to take away
Hey
[Verse]
Girl, I’ve been looking at you from across the room
From the corner of my eye so I wouldn’t look crude
But when you looked at me
I got a little bit nervous, yes I did
Girl, when a man likes what he sees
His temperature climbs to a hundred degrees
He needs coolin', what does he need boys?
He need's coolin'
Girl, I was breaking out in a sweat I just had to get my throat wet
I needed water to quench the fires you lit in me
I am burning
Girl, and when you looked away I got me a two-gallon jar
And I drank it all down
And I got it steamy
Oh, so Steamy
Girl, now you’re approaching me as I’m turning to flee. There’s a man I have to see about a dog
In the men’s room
Girl, there’s a question in your eye
What’s up with this guy?
What is he doing?
[Chorus]
I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!
[Bridge]
Oh, why did I drink so much water?
Mmm, this queue ain’t getting no shorter
Ah, I got to keep it nice
Oh, I got to hold it tight, or you’ll leave
[Chorus]
I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!
Yes, I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!
[Outro]
Yes, I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!
Hey girl
It’s time to be honest
It’s too late for anything else
The way you’ve walked over to me
I can believe that you like what you see
And it’s not that I'm being blase
But I have a very pressing matter to take away
Hey
[Verse]
Girl, I’ve been looking at you from across the room
From the corner of my eye so I wouldn’t look crude
But when you looked at me
I got a little bit nervous, yes I did
Girl, when a man likes what he sees
His temperature climbs to a hundred degrees
He needs coolin', what does he need boys?
He need's coolin'
Girl, I was breaking out in a sweat I just had to get my throat wet
I needed water to quench the fires you lit in me
I am burning
Girl, and when you looked away I got me a two-gallon jar
And I drank it all down
And I got it steamy
Oh, so Steamy
Girl, now you’re approaching me as I’m turning to flee. There’s a man I have to see about a dog
In the men’s room
Girl, there’s a question in your eye
What’s up with this guy?
What is he doing?
[Chorus]
I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!
[Bridge]
Oh, why did I drink so much water?
Mmm, this queue ain’t getting no shorter
Ah, I got to keep it nice
Oh, I got to hold it tight, or you’ll leave
[Chorus]
I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!
Yes, I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!
[Outro]
Yes, I’m trying to be cool while my bladder is full
I’m jiggling my thighs while meeting your eyes
It’s a hop to the left a slide to the right
Like I’m dancing I’m dancing I’m dancing, dancing, dancing
Alright!