Calc Hippo by The Notorious B.M.L. Lyrics
I want a good grade for Calculus
Only an 89.5 will do
Don't wanna fail, no failey failey fail
I want a good grade to admire and enjoy
I want a good grade for Calculus
I don't think Ms. Conell will mind, do you?
She won't have to use a red pen for me
Just wanna get my degree
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now one early morning
Checking StudentVue
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my grades
To see an A minus entered there
I want a good grade for Calculus
Only an 89.5 will do
No homework piles, no integrating fractions
I only like deriving of functions
And derived functions like me, too
Mom says my grade, would drop me down but then
Teacher says my grade can be saved again
There's lots of cash to give for my sloppy start
I'd save them there and sign them there and get me up to par
I can see me now one early morning
Checking StudentVue
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my grades
To see a A minus entered there
I want a good grade for Calculus
Only an 89.5 will do
No homework piles, or integrating functions
I only like deriving of functions
And derived functions like me toooooooooooo
Only an 89.5 will do
Don't wanna fail, no failey failey fail
I want a good grade to admire and enjoy
I want a good grade for Calculus
I don't think Ms. Conell will mind, do you?
She won't have to use a red pen for me
Just wanna get my degree
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now one early morning
Checking StudentVue
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my grades
To see an A minus entered there
I want a good grade for Calculus
Only an 89.5 will do
No homework piles, no integrating fractions
I only like deriving of functions
And derived functions like me, too
Mom says my grade, would drop me down but then
Teacher says my grade can be saved again
There's lots of cash to give for my sloppy start
I'd save them there and sign them there and get me up to par
I can see me now one early morning
Checking StudentVue
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my grades
To see a A minus entered there
I want a good grade for Calculus
Only an 89.5 will do
No homework piles, or integrating functions
I only like deriving of functions
And derived functions like me toooooooooooo