Fennahs the Trial by The Nostalgia Critic Lyrics
[Winifred singing]
Right then, Lucy Lakemaker
The court will take a vote on
If the film that plays before us
Can in any way
Show some feelings
Worthy feelings of an almost canny nature
From joys to blue
[Fontaine singing]
I always said I liked a well made ditty. I will not suffer shitty. Those who bring forth naught but pity, for their lack of wit and mind. But here we rather find, the result of heart and artists. I say the music here is joyous. But, with that we have to say...
[Shuck singing]
Lazy
Left in the attic, we're not crazy
Constantly dreaming...
I just wish they'd give us some more time to live
[Mystique singing]
Lazy
Constantly at it
Being lazy
[Sombra singing]
Those little shits, they've done it now
We all deserve personality
They should have used us far more often than they did
But now they had to go their own way
We are bored of Alice
We want the Hatter
Just five minutes more, Your Honor
Them and us alone
[Fleischer singing]
Waaait!
This film's not bound by characters
It's a visual affair
It never aimed to tell a story
Rather, a sprawling canvas of
Emotion, visual splendor
And, Your Honor, we can take that home
[Ludwig singing]
Maybe
There's more to the picture
Just maybe
Both sides of The Wall
[Ludwig and Dorothy singing:] There's a difference between nonsense, after all...
[Luna singing]
That, and creation
Genius and nonsense and creation
[Lucy singing]
The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible
There is no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never seen before
A film so deserving of
Both love, and wanting more
The way it makes you tougher
Makes you think, and feel, but suffer
Fills me with an urge to decapitate!
I believe this film is apt
With much to be revered
But the marvelous creatures should be adored
As opposed to being feared
Tear down the wall!
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
[Spoken – Corey Taylor and Doug Walker]
C: That's it?
D: Well, I liked it fine
C: Me too
D: A little full of itself. But good music and imagination
C: Fair enough
D: So, now what?
C: Well, since you got me...
D: Ooh?!
C: Here, I could sing you one of my biggest hits...
D: You mean...?
Right then, Lucy Lakemaker
The court will take a vote on
If the film that plays before us
Can in any way
Show some feelings
Worthy feelings of an almost canny nature
From joys to blue
[Fontaine singing]
I always said I liked a well made ditty. I will not suffer shitty. Those who bring forth naught but pity, for their lack of wit and mind. But here we rather find, the result of heart and artists. I say the music here is joyous. But, with that we have to say...
[Shuck singing]
Lazy
Left in the attic, we're not crazy
Constantly dreaming...
I just wish they'd give us some more time to live
[Mystique singing]
Lazy
Constantly at it
Being lazy
[Sombra singing]
Those little shits, they've done it now
We all deserve personality
They should have used us far more often than they did
But now they had to go their own way
We are bored of Alice
We want the Hatter
Just five minutes more, Your Honor
Them and us alone
[Fleischer singing]
Waaait!
This film's not bound by characters
It's a visual affair
It never aimed to tell a story
Rather, a sprawling canvas of
Emotion, visual splendor
And, Your Honor, we can take that home
[Ludwig singing]
Maybe
There's more to the picture
Just maybe
Both sides of The Wall
[Ludwig and Dorothy singing:] There's a difference between nonsense, after all...
[Luna singing]
That, and creation
Genius and nonsense and creation
[Lucy singing]
The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible
There is no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging
I have never seen before
A film so deserving of
Both love, and wanting more
The way it makes you tougher
Makes you think, and feel, but suffer
Fills me with an urge to decapitate!
I believe this film is apt
With much to be revered
But the marvelous creatures should be adored
As opposed to being feared
Tear down the wall!
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
(Tear down the wall!)
[Spoken – Corey Taylor and Doug Walker]
C: That's it?
D: Well, I liked it fine
C: Me too
D: A little full of itself. But good music and imagination
C: Fair enough
D: So, now what?
C: Well, since you got me...
D: Ooh?!
C: Here, I could sing you one of my biggest hits...
D: You mean...?