The Wells Fargo Wagon parody by The Newfangled Four Lyrics

All:
Today's gonna be the greatest day
It's gonna be like Christmas
Except there are no reindeer
We've waited for so long to see this day
And down the street I see
The thing that brings me glee
It's gonna be like the Fourth of July
But there is just one vehicle

Jake:
In the parade

All:
In the parade

Ryan:
In the parade

All:
In the parade
Jackson:
In the parade

All:
One vehicle in the parade

Jackson:
The parade
Oh-Woah
The

All:
Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street
Oh please let it be for me!
Oh-Woah The Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' and in the past
It's brought some barbershop stuff to me

All except Jackson:
Yes, The Newfangled Four are about to do some barbershop specific humor for the first time so get ready!

Jake (Spoken):
Breath down boys, get your breath down

Jackson:
I got a box of ugly vests from Sacramento
All:
Sacramento

Joey:
Two tap shoes and a straw hat for my head

Jake:
Some dudes from Indiana sent me roses

Jackson (Spoken):
They finally sent them!

All:
We really wish they've given us their lead instead
Oh-Woah Wells Fargo Wagon is a-chu-co-co-comin' down
I don't know how I can ever wait to see

Joey:
Let me see

Jackson:
No

All:
It could be something for someone who is no relation
Or it could be
Yes it could be
Yes you're right it surely could be
Jackson:
Somethin' Th-pecial

All Except Jackson:
Something very very special

All:
Just for

Jake:
Me

All Except for Jake:
OMG could it really really be?

All:
Yeah the wagon is coming for me
For me

All:
Oh-Woah the Wells Fargo freakin Wagon
Holy crap it's comin'
I'm gonna flip out
If you let it pass my door

Jake:
Oh-Woah the Wells Fargo Wagon is a comin' down

All Except Jake:
And it's brought me lots of great things before

Jake:
Tell me more

Jackson:
I gotta bunch of deformed animals from Nashville

All (Spoken):
Squirrel!

All:
And the Swedes all sent us hairspray and mousse
A music stand that's magical from Denver
And Vocal Spectrum sent bananas that we've already used
Yes we're so enthused
'Cause it's time for the moment of truth
Because The Wells Fargo Wagon is here...

Ryan (Spoken)
Ugh
Shoo-de-whoop

All Except Ryan:
What is it?

Ryan:
It's a...
Mystery Box from Peoria
And Freeport, Illinois
Madison, Wisconsin
And right here in Orlando

Ryan (Spoken):
I think it's where the guys from After Hours are from

All Except Ryan:
Oh!

Ryan (Spoken):
Let's see what we got here
Huh

All:
Oh-Woah The Wells Fargo Wagon brought me
Cream and butter and it really was a special gift to me
But we need one more thing before you dash
We're waiting for some red shoes from Signature's stash
We ordered it last week and we paid in cash

Joey (Spoken):
Well, y'know what they say, if you order in cash

All (Spoken):
Change is gonna come

All:
I see another box that's coming my way
Today's the absolutely greatest day
It's today
What a day
The Wagon came today