Gaston parody by The Newfangled Four Lyrics

Jackson:
My dudes, I'm super stressing
These YouTube comments are so depressing
One by one, they're all acquiescing
I may not be a very good lead

All except Jackson:
Woah, no, no way my guy

Jake:
You're so fresh and fly

Jackson:
Dismissed (oh no)
Rejected (not so)
Publically humiliated (but how, just wow!)
Ooh

All except Jackson:
You? Never my man!
You've got to pull yourself together, Jacksan!
Jackson:
Hey, it drives me insane when you say my name wrong!

All:
Thеn girl (Girl?)
You're really gonna hate this song

Ryan and Jakе:
This song

All:
Jackson!

Jackson (spoken):
Guys, you know my name is actually pronounced Jack-

Ryan:
Gosh, it disturbs us to see you Jackson (See you Jackson)
Looking so down in the dumps

Jake:
Now every voice here'd love to be you Jackson (Be you Jackson)
Even our friend Donald Duck

Jackson:
I thought you were gonna say Donald Tr-
All:
Trust us, there's no one admired as you
You're everyone's tenth favorite lead!

Jackson:
But we were ninth!

All:
If everyone's awed and inspired by me

Jackson:
Then I hope you three will show me why....

Joey:
We are going to show you WHYYYyyy

Ryan (spoken):
You just have-

Jake (spoken):
To see it!

Joey (spoken):
Through our eyes...

Jake (spoken):
He's casting a spell
All:
WOAH!

Jackson (spoken):
I'm starting to see it now

All:
No...
One's....
Slick as Jackson, no one's quick as Jackson
Vocal chords as incredibly thick as Jackson!
For there's no pipes as electrifying

All except Jackson:
Yes you know that he is perfect, the purest of beings

Jackson (spoken):
Hey, thanks guys!

Jackson:
You can ask any Joe, Jake, or Ryan

All:
And they'll tell you he's surely a son of a-

Jackson:
Rich set of parents who could afford quality voice lessons

Jake (spoken):
That was close

All:
Who...
Out...smarts like Jackson
Martial arts like Jackson
Who's so great at karate wax off and wax on!
All my punches and kicks are so devastating!
My, what a guy that Jackson!

Jackson:
I needed encouragement, thank you my dudes

All except Jackson:
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you

All:
Debonair like Jackson
Lush red hair like Jackson
No one else quite excels at skincare like Jackson!

Jackson:
My girlfriend says I'm good at exfoliating

Jackson (spoken):
Ah! Ow! WHY!

All:
No blackheads for Jackson!

All except Jackson:
And his eyebrows are perfectly drawn!

All:
When I was a lad, I'd post four dozen tags
Every morning to help me sing high

Jake:
He can fly

All:
But now that I'm grown I post five dozen tags
Watch me warming right up to the sky

Jackson:
Sky-Sky-Skyyyy
*Whistles*

Jackson (spoken):
Oh, I can't even sing the high notes today, guys
This is just not good
Nothing about this is-

All except Jackson:
Jack
Son
Jack (What's happening?)
Son

Jake:
It's a montage

All except Jackson:
Jack (What's going on?)
Son

Ryan:
We're showing the audience a transformation

Jackson (spoken):
You're not actually doing anything

All:
No...
One...
Kicks like Jackson
Bad like Mickel Jackson
No one's moonwalk is so freaking sick like Jackson!
If you thought that was great, watch his figure skating!

Jackson:
Say it again (Who's a man among men?)
And then say it once more (Who's the hero next door?)

All:
Who's a super success?
Don't you know, can't you guess?
Yes my best friends, my three hangers

All except Jackson:
We love Jackson!

All:
We should all clown around
Let's hang out if you're down!

Ryan:
And his name's J-A-S
J-X...T?
I think there's a number seven?
You know, it just occurred to me that I've never had to spell it out before

Jackson:
You think that's hard try spelling my last name

All except Jackson:
That's easy it's
N-I-E-B-R-U-G-G-E

Jackson:
Well then say it out loud

All except Jackson:
Nibogringo...
Ninjaburger...
Ninnybruggy...

Jackson (spoken):
NO! It's not Ninnybrungy
It's Jackson Nickleback

Joey (spoken):
Lemme get to the bottom of this...

Jake (spoken):
One with the Kitzmiller. You breathe in, you breathe out
Find your chair pose

Ryan (spoken):
I think I found it

Joey (spoken):
There it is. Oh, there is a 7 in there

Ryan (spoken):
Must be Belgian

All:
My, what a guy! (What a guy)

Jackson:
I now believe I am your guy!
Jackson

All except Jackson:
Such a bae like Jackson
Yass queen slay like Jackson
When you sing you just blow us away
Jackson!

All:
Jack...son!