GIANT MOUSE by The Muffler Man Lyrics
[Intro]
We the best music for real
[Verse 1]
Y'all don't know where Imma go
How things are gonna go
Y'all can't even know, ever know
How things feel
My appeal
Y'all can't understand
Y'all missing a hand
I dealt it before
But y'all, acting like it's a chore
Man, one thing I'd wish you'd do
Is go straight out the front door
Cuz y'all is way too poor
You know what's true?
The fact that I'm better than you
Than who?
Than you
Bam bam bam bam bam pew
Y'all knew though
That was a fact
In fact
I just backed
Up my car
And now, I'm going to fall in a pit of tar
Not going to go to a bar
Man, not time to go to war
I don't know what I'm doing
Where I'm going at all
And if you say I'm not tall
Then man I'll have to call
Mkay?
And I mean, wow
Catch the ball
[Verse 2]
Like who do you know that I know
Y'all should probably go
Like woah like man
It's the popo
Like, man, how would I, know that?
Not trying to be mean but y'all gained some fat
Not trying to be that
Not trying to be mean like a bean who's name is Sean
But I think this is the American dream
Like I'm fresh like my name's Mr. Clean
Man, Altoids yo
They're everywhere seemingly, bro
Even if you don't know they're there
Everywhere you go
Just saying, just so you know
If you didn't wanna know then I'm sorry bro
Very sorry, very sorry, I'm very sorry to you and everybody else as well too
[Verse 3]
Wowzer
That's wacky indeed
Like a horse, like a steed
I don't think I will ever bleed
JK that's a lie
I think, one day I'll die
But, maybe I'll never cry again
Maybe that won't happen
But maybe it will and that's something that I'm worried about
Like y'all trying to pout about me be getting a way too much clout
I don't even know why y'all try to go to me like for advice
I don't know nothing about mice
And if I did then I would tell you
But I won't because I don't anything about that subject
That subject is really wacky 2baccy
I say this on the tracky
While I'm going backy into my house
Like, man I gotta kill this one really freaking huge mouse
Man, that's a really freaking large mouse dude
[Verse 4]
Like, how am I supposed to deal with a mouse that large man?
It's like the size of a house
Actually it's not that's an
That's a
That's a
That's an
That's an exaggeration
I'm really sorry to the whole nation
That means it's not a lie
But I'd rather die then tell a lie
Nevermind I'd rather tell a lie
My guy
I'm sorry about one
I'm sorry about that one
Don't cry
No reason to die right now
I don't think so, Okay?
How?
How'd you already do that?
How it's been 3 seconds?
How'd you already kill the mouse?
How'd you already kill the mouse?
How'd you do that?
It's freaking been like 3 seconds
How'd you kill the freaking mouse already?
What the crap?
It's a freaking huge mouse man
You got to be joking me
[Chorus]
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
There's a Giant Mouse in my house
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
Giant Mouse up in the house
It's like yo
I'm like no
No way
It's a Giant freaking Mouse
Giant Mouse in my house
I can't believe this would happen
Oh no
This is really freaking bad
I wouldn't think this would happen in my neighborhood at all
But look at that
It's so freaking, it's so freaking, freaking tall
It's a Giant Mouse in my house
There's a Giant Mouse
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
Who's gonna kill this mouse?
[Outro]
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
Giant Mouse
We the best music for real
[Verse 1]
Y'all don't know where Imma go
How things are gonna go
Y'all can't even know, ever know
How things feel
My appeal
Y'all can't understand
Y'all missing a hand
I dealt it before
But y'all, acting like it's a chore
Man, one thing I'd wish you'd do
Is go straight out the front door
Cuz y'all is way too poor
You know what's true?
The fact that I'm better than you
Than who?
Than you
Bam bam bam bam bam pew
Y'all knew though
That was a fact
In fact
I just backed
Up my car
And now, I'm going to fall in a pit of tar
Not going to go to a bar
Man, not time to go to war
I don't know what I'm doing
Where I'm going at all
And if you say I'm not tall
Then man I'll have to call
Mkay?
And I mean, wow
Catch the ball
[Verse 2]
Like who do you know that I know
Y'all should probably go
Like woah like man
It's the popo
Like, man, how would I, know that?
Not trying to be mean but y'all gained some fat
Not trying to be that
Not trying to be mean like a bean who's name is Sean
But I think this is the American dream
Like I'm fresh like my name's Mr. Clean
Man, Altoids yo
They're everywhere seemingly, bro
Even if you don't know they're there
Everywhere you go
Just saying, just so you know
If you didn't wanna know then I'm sorry bro
Very sorry, very sorry, I'm very sorry to you and everybody else as well too
[Verse 3]
Wowzer
That's wacky indeed
Like a horse, like a steed
I don't think I will ever bleed
JK that's a lie
I think, one day I'll die
But, maybe I'll never cry again
Maybe that won't happen
But maybe it will and that's something that I'm worried about
Like y'all trying to pout about me be getting a way too much clout
I don't even know why y'all try to go to me like for advice
I don't know nothing about mice
And if I did then I would tell you
But I won't because I don't anything about that subject
That subject is really wacky 2baccy
I say this on the tracky
While I'm going backy into my house
Like, man I gotta kill this one really freaking huge mouse
Man, that's a really freaking large mouse dude
[Verse 4]
Like, how am I supposed to deal with a mouse that large man?
It's like the size of a house
Actually it's not that's an
That's a
That's a
That's an
That's an exaggeration
I'm really sorry to the whole nation
That means it's not a lie
But I'd rather die then tell a lie
Nevermind I'd rather tell a lie
My guy
I'm sorry about one
I'm sorry about that one
Don't cry
No reason to die right now
I don't think so, Okay?
How?
How'd you already do that?
How it's been 3 seconds?
How'd you already kill the mouse?
How'd you already kill the mouse?
How'd you do that?
It's freaking been like 3 seconds
How'd you kill the freaking mouse already?
What the crap?
It's a freaking huge mouse man
You got to be joking me
[Chorus]
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
There's a Giant Mouse in my house
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
Giant Mouse up in the house
It's like yo
I'm like no
No way
It's a Giant freaking Mouse
Giant Mouse in my house
I can't believe this would happen
Oh no
This is really freaking bad
I wouldn't think this would happen in my neighborhood at all
But look at that
It's so freaking, it's so freaking, freaking tall
It's a Giant Mouse in my house
There's a Giant Mouse
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
Who's gonna kill this mouse?
[Outro]
Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse, Giant Mouse
Giant Mouse