Marine Recruiter live by The Mr. T Experience Lyrics

Sergeant Smiles, Marine recruiter
Teach you to program computers
Teach you all the skills you need
You can die with dignity

I got a phone call from the Sergeant yesterday
He had a message from the good old USA
"Good grades, high IQ, you're one terrific guy
We'll let you push the buttons while the other people die"

"No way," that's what I say
I don't wanna be a Marine today

Sergeant Smiles, Marine recruiter
Teach you to program computers
Teach you all the skills you need
You can be a fucking pig

And that's why the Sergeant smiles
That's why the Sergeant smiles [x3]
Every day in high school, when I got home
Marine recruiters called me on the phone
Oh God, never thought it would come to this
I get cards, I get calls, now I'm on their mailing list

Mom, I'm not home
If they call me on the phone

Sergeant Smiles, Marine recruiter
Teach you to program computers
Teach you all the skills you need
You can die with dignity

And that's why the Sergeant smiles
That's why the Sergeant smiles [x3]