Method Actor by The Moviegoers Lyrics

I could never be a method actor
The only person I know how to play is me
I could never be a chiropractor
'Cause I never read Grey's Anatomy

I could never be a window washer
And I haven't seen a flying saucer
Since I stopped watching all that TV

[Chorus]
I know who I am and I'm feeling alright
Don't worry about what I can't do
I know the difference between wrong and right now
And now that I do...

I could never be Clark Kent
Harboring a secret identity
I could never be president
And I sure as hell wouldn't want to be

I wish I were a late-night DJ
Playing jazz til a quarter to three
I wish I were Edna St Vincent Millay
Writing poems about a tree
[Chorus]
I know who I am and I'm feeling alright
Don't worry about what I can't do
I know the difference between wrong and right now
I'm getting a clue...

I don't wanna be an airborne ranger
Falling out of the sky
I don't wanna live a life of danger
If I have to die