Flat Earth Society by The Moviegoers Lyrics

When she left me at the altar
I was all too relieved
Never even called her
Just sat behind my TV

And let those evil rays
Work on, on my brain
And let those evil men
Tell me things’ll never be the same

Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
[The world is not round]
I need something to not believe
[The world is not round]
Won’t see the forest for the trees
[The world is not round]
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
[The world is not round]

And hang out with the other men
Who can’t take reality
We walk on needles and pins
When they talk about astronomy
Because the world is flat
It turns us on… horizontally
Sits on an elephant’s back
Suspended on the sea

Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
I need something to not believe
I won’t see the forest for the trees
I'm gonna join the Flat Earth Society

My ego has landed
My ego has landed
My ego has landed on me

Gonna join the Flat Earth Society
I need something to not believe
Won’t see the forest for the trees
Gonna join the Flat Earth Society

The world is not round