Exgirlfrens by The Moviegoers Lyrics

Too many exgirlfens
For one man to take
I'll meet you in the next world, friend
If they let us have our cake

Can't go to parties
At least not anymore
Without running into 1 or 2 or 3 or 4

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You gotta letters to send
When you've got a lot exgirlfrens
A lot of letters to send
When they all want to be your friend

I can't go to the grocery
Without a periscope
One just might be
In detergents and soaps now

Some are married
Some are overseas
I'll try to keep in touch
If writer's cramp don't kill me
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Too many exgirlfrens
To bring together in one room
You'd probably get sick from
The mixture of all that perfume

I can't go to parties
Why should I
I might run into
Sam or Lorelei or Jane

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