DMV by The Moviegoers Lyrics

I met her at the DMV
She drove straight into me
I took a bite out of
The steering wheel for love

I must admit
I came to a halt
That's when I got hit
It wasn't her fault
Crash Crash Crash
Her upper eyelash
Came down on her lower
The truck came to tow her away

I met her at the DMV
Where I failed miserably
She must have seen the fenders bend
'Cause she had her eye on my rear end

The instructor was miffed
As he filled out the form
But oh what a gift
I felt fuzzy and warm
As they towed my Dodge
To the same garage
She smelled like gasoline
I said 'where have you been'
And in a quiet sort of panic
I grabbed the mechanic
And begged him to take his time

An hour or ten
We just had to wait
When who should walk in
But the Secretary of State

And he sits around
Sits us down
Narrows his eyes and says
He's revoked our licenses

I met her at the DMV
Where I failed miserably
I took a bite out of
The steering wheel for love