Musui Vs. the Canary by The Mourning Sickness Lyrics

Good evening, ladies and gentleman
And welcome to Colorful Colorado
And tonight, a no-holds-barred match
Of the ultimate fighting-man competition

In this corner, a mountain beast of a man
Weighing in at 427 pounds
From the Tokugawa Era of Japan
And tonight his opponent will be
A 33-pound canary!

Who do you think would win?