The Ultimate Jedi Who Wastes All the Other Jedi and Eats Their Bones by The Mountain Goats Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Stay true to the path young Jedi
Cleave to the precepts you’ve been given
Remember those who went before and cleared a way for you
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living
Let your deeds give hope and comfort to the living

[Verse 2]
Do your best in city or in swampland
Peace over anger, honor over hate
At the end of all your days one Jedi waits for you
With the dust of Jedi bones piled high like parsnips on his plate
With the dust of Jedi bones piled up like parsnips on his plate

[Verse 3]
Specifically just their bones, all the soft parts you can keep
It’s the bones that have the calcium, so he says
The long feast will be filmed for mass consumption
The cameras Rian’s got these days are unimaginably hi-res

[Verse 4]
Despair not for the end that waits for you
Fear not the fire in which your flesh must burn
All the Jedi from all the planets in this putrid universe
Get eaten by this last one, now it’s your turn
They get eaten by this last one and now it’s your turn
[Bridge]
Bones bones bones bones bones
Bones bones bones bones bones

[Outro]
The ultimate Jedi, who wastes all the other Jedi
Has eaten up all their bones
All their bones bones bones bones bones