I Wanna Be A Sex Offender by The More Assured Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I wanna be a sex offender
I  want to offend you with my sex
I  don't care for your gender
I'm offensive in your bed

I want to wear suspenders
Yeah  and spank your botty too
We'll  be sex offenders
Offenders me and you

[Chorus]
At  a party just for two
We'll make love and taboo
I don't know what to do
'Cos I'm so in sex with you

They'll  be watching in the doorway
Then they'll burst in and take us away
Lock us up for forty days
Two-three-four
[Verse 2]
I wanna sex up your agenda
I want to pencil you in for sex
I want you to remember
My extended train love wreck

I wanna be the main offender
Yeah to love you in the head
I want to be a bender
And bend you in my bed

[Chorus]
At a party just for two
We'll make love and taboo
I don't know what to do
'Cos I'm so in sex with you

They'll be watching in the doorway
Then they'll burst in and take us away
Lock us up for forty days
Then we'll go

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-ba baby
La la la la la la la-la lady
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-ba baby
La la la la la la la-la lady