Phonogram Sam by The Mopeds Lyrics

Phonogram Sam is a businessman
Count your nails well if you shake his hand
Pays your drinks and stinks of charm for the spell of it
Pulls your teeth and twists your arm for the hell of it
He likes to play it grand
He's that kind of a man, Mr Phonogram

And Phonogram Sam's got a business plan
Stockholders don't listen to college radio
Stockholders won't care or know if you stay or go
You better understand
And leave there if you can

On and on together they will go
Suit and tie can't hide, it's gonna show
Now it's clear but growing dim and in a few years you will be thinking just like him
It's not ok but that's the way it goes

Phonogram Sam to the witness stand
Phonogram Sam to the witness stand
Stands accused for crimes against all humanity
Say your prayers for now you're facing your destiny
Lobotomy you served
Lobotomy you earned
On and on together they will go
Suit and tie can't hide, it's gonna show
Now it's clear but growing dim and in a few years you will be thinking just like him
's not ok but that's the way it goes