Thats A Nice Grill by The Minute Hour Lyrics
Guy 2: Well, you know what, man? I just gotta tell ya… that’s a really nice grill ya got there. That’s a really nice grill you got there, man.
Guy 1: It’s nice, right?
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It’s really nice.
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It’s really nice.
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It’s really nice. It’s really nice.
Guy 1: Check out this part right here, let me just open it up.
[grill is opened]
Both: Ohhhhhh…
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Uh-huh. Yeah.
Guy 2: Oh!
Guy 1: Then I’ll close it.
[grill is closed]
Guy 2: Oh, there it goes.
Guy 1: And I’ll bring it back.
[grill is opened]
Guy 2: Yeah, here it is again.
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Oh,
Both: It’s really nice.
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It is really nice. Watch this, right here. Here.
[grill is turned on]
Guy 1: Agh!
Guy 2: Oh!
Guy 1: Mmm!
Guy 2: Oh ho, woah!
Guy 1: Yeah. Oh yeah.
Guy 2: Woah, woah, woah, jeez! Holy cow! *stuttering laugh*
Guy 1: *sighs* It’s a beautiful thing.
Guy 2: Mm-hm, mm-hm. It really is, it really is… beautiful. Yeah.
Guy 1: Can I ask you something?
Guy 2: Yeah, man.
Guy 1: Pretty serious?
Guy 2: Yeah, of course.
Guy 1: Will you grill me on this grill?
Guy 2: *takes a breath* W-wow.
Guy 1: Is that crazy?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hmm? Is that crazy?
Guy 2: Y-you know, you know, well you know, well you know, I wouldn’t even be one to say, really. You know, who am I to-
Guy 1: I hate living.
Guy 2: Mmm-hmm.
Guy 1: I hate my family.
Guy 2: Mm.
Guy 1: But I love grilling.
Guy 1: I don’t see any other option.
Guy 2: Well, that sounds like a really tough situation, man. And I just want you to know that-
Guy 1: It has to be done.
Guy 2: I’m here for you.
Guy 1: It has to be done. It has to be done. *lip pop* It has to be done. It has to be done. Alright? It has to be done, okay? Let’s do it.
Guy 2: You know, is it even big enough?
[music starts]
Guy 1: What?
Guy 1: What… the fuck? Does that mean?
Guy 2: I- I didn’t…
Guy 1: You don’t think this grill is big enough to grill me?
Guy 2: I mean, I didn’t, I-
Guy 1: This grill can grill anything! It’s you.
Guy 2: Me?
Guy 1: You.
Guy 2: Me.
Guy 1: You don’t have the balls to grill me! You don’t have the balls to close the lid. It’s you. Well, it’s not your choice anymore! Cause I’m getting grilled today! And when I’m crispy and done, you better empty the grease tray! Or my soul will haunt this grill for eternity!
Guy 2: I- I just-
Guy 1: I'm goin' in.
Guy 2: Please don't! Please, don't! Please!
Guy 1: Okay, okay. Mm. *enters grill* AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, YES! YEEES! Close the lid!
Guy 2: *gasps*
Guy 1: Close the lid!
Guy 2: *makes anxious noises*
Guy 1: *muffled* OH, OH MY GOD! YEEES! OH, I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE ME! THE FIRE IS INSIDE ME! *knock knock knock* DON’T LET ME OUT!
Guy 2: Fuck!
Guy 1: *knock knock knock* DON’T LET ME OUT, PLEASE! PLEASE, DON’T LET ME OUT! DON’T LET ME OUT! DON’T LET ME OUT, PLEASE! PLEASE DON’T LET ME AAA- *fades out*
[door opens]
Son: Daddy?
Guy 2: *gasps*
Son: Where’s my daddy?
Guy 2: Oh god… oh god...
Son: *starts crying* W-where’s my daddy?
Guy 2: Oh god… *vomits*
Son: What did you do?!
Guy 2: Sorry.
Son: What did you do to my daddy?
Guy 2: I’m sorry, I have to go. I’m sorry! *gets in car* *starts driving car*
Guy 1’s Soul: It’s you! It’s you! Well, it’s not your choice anymore! You! You don’t have the balls! You ain’t got the balls! You ain’t got the balls! AHHHH! You ain’t got the balls! I’m gettin’ grilled today! Ain’t got the balls! YOU BETTER EMPTY THE GREASE TRAY! AHHHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: Oh shit!
[cars crash]
[music intensifies]
Guy 1: It’s nice, right?
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It’s really nice.
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It’s really nice.
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It’s really nice. It’s really nice.
Guy 1: Check out this part right here, let me just open it up.
[grill is opened]
Both: Ohhhhhh…
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Uh-huh. Yeah.
Guy 2: Oh!
Guy 1: Then I’ll close it.
[grill is closed]
Guy 2: Oh, there it goes.
Guy 1: And I’ll bring it back.
[grill is opened]
Guy 2: Yeah, here it is again.
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Oh,
Both: It’s really nice.
Guy 2: It’s really nice.
Guy 1: It is really nice. Watch this, right here. Here.
[grill is turned on]
Guy 1: Agh!
Guy 2: Oh!
Guy 1: Mmm!
Guy 2: Oh ho, woah!
Guy 1: Yeah. Oh yeah.
Guy 2: Woah, woah, woah, jeez! Holy cow! *stuttering laugh*
Guy 1: *sighs* It’s a beautiful thing.
Guy 2: Mm-hm, mm-hm. It really is, it really is… beautiful. Yeah.
Guy 1: Can I ask you something?
Guy 2: Yeah, man.
Guy 1: Pretty serious?
Guy 2: Yeah, of course.
Guy 1: Will you grill me on this grill?
Guy 2: *takes a breath* W-wow.
Guy 1: Is that crazy?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Hmm? Is that crazy?
Guy 2: Y-you know, you know, well you know, well you know, I wouldn’t even be one to say, really. You know, who am I to-
Guy 1: I hate living.
Guy 2: Mmm-hmm.
Guy 1: I hate my family.
Guy 2: Mm.
Guy 1: But I love grilling.
Guy 1: I don’t see any other option.
Guy 2: Well, that sounds like a really tough situation, man. And I just want you to know that-
Guy 1: It has to be done.
Guy 2: I’m here for you.
Guy 1: It has to be done. It has to be done. *lip pop* It has to be done. It has to be done. Alright? It has to be done, okay? Let’s do it.
Guy 2: You know, is it even big enough?
[music starts]
Guy 1: What?
Guy 1: What… the fuck? Does that mean?
Guy 2: I- I didn’t…
Guy 1: You don’t think this grill is big enough to grill me?
Guy 2: I mean, I didn’t, I-
Guy 1: This grill can grill anything! It’s you.
Guy 2: Me?
Guy 1: You.
Guy 2: Me.
Guy 1: You don’t have the balls to grill me! You don’t have the balls to close the lid. It’s you. Well, it’s not your choice anymore! Cause I’m getting grilled today! And when I’m crispy and done, you better empty the grease tray! Or my soul will haunt this grill for eternity!
Guy 2: I- I just-
Guy 1: I'm goin' in.
Guy 2: Please don't! Please, don't! Please!
Guy 1: Okay, okay. Mm. *enters grill* AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, YES! YEEES! Close the lid!
Guy 2: *gasps*
Guy 1: Close the lid!
Guy 2: *makes anxious noises*
Guy 1: *muffled* OH, OH MY GOD! YEEES! OH, I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE ME! THE FIRE IS INSIDE ME! *knock knock knock* DON’T LET ME OUT!
Guy 2: Fuck!
Guy 1: *knock knock knock* DON’T LET ME OUT, PLEASE! PLEASE, DON’T LET ME OUT! DON’T LET ME OUT! DON’T LET ME OUT, PLEASE! PLEASE DON’T LET ME AAA- *fades out*
[door opens]
Son: Daddy?
Guy 2: *gasps*
Son: Where’s my daddy?
Guy 2: Oh god… oh god...
Son: *starts crying* W-where’s my daddy?
Guy 2: Oh god… *vomits*
Son: What did you do?!
Guy 2: Sorry.
Son: What did you do to my daddy?
Guy 2: I’m sorry, I have to go. I’m sorry! *gets in car* *starts driving car*
Guy 1’s Soul: It’s you! It’s you! Well, it’s not your choice anymore! You! You don’t have the balls! You ain’t got the balls! You ain’t got the balls! AHHHH! You ain’t got the balls! I’m gettin’ grilled today! Ain’t got the balls! YOU BETTER EMPTY THE GREASE TRAY! AHHHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: Oh shit!
[cars crash]
[music intensifies]