Larry Bird by The Mighty Ohio Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Gray hairs on black shirts
Only do this once, 'cause my back hurts
My Vans sit in the garage
Even when I work my real job
Used to spend my nights in parking lots
Still could, I got shit on the cops
Consider myself a beer snob
But I still take an Ice like a fuckin’ champ

[Pre-Chorus]
Like a fuckin' champ!

[Chorus]
Thirty-three's not as fun as twenty-one
Can’t make a living being a young gun
It's clear to see it'll happen to everyone
Thirty-three's not as fun as twenty-one
(Whew!)