Spam Man by The Meercats Lyrics

The Spam Man
No one ever took his calls
The Spam Man
No one ever gave him cause

He would ring up his buddy from college
Then he would call them to see if he could get bail (Get bail)
And get out of jail (Out of jail)

Spam: Hey buddy
It's me Spam
I don't know if you remember me we were pretty close in college
But I really need help
If you could just spare a few dollars
You know it'd really, if you could just pick up
Uh
I don't how many times I'm going to call so
Uh
Uh
Eh
(The spam, the spam, the spam)
(The spam, the spam, the spam)
(The spam, the spam, the spam)
The Spam Man
No one ever took his calls
The Spam Man
No one ever gave him cause

He would ring up his buddy from college
Then he would call them to see if he could get bail (Get bail)
And get out of jail (Out of jail)

Welcome to the Cherry country prison
Spam is currently not here right now
Please leave a message

Jack: Uh, hey Spam
Um it's me Jack
I um I'm sorry
You know I'm really cutting it by
Um
I had fun in college
I remember you
But no I just
I don't have enough money I'm sorry

The Spam Man
No one ever took his calls
The Spam Man
No one ever gave him cause
He would ring up his buddy from college
Then he would call them to see if he could get bail (Get bail)
And get out of jail (Out of jail)