TMP Smackdown by The Meat Purveyors Lyrics

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar
And asks "What do you do" and she says tar
Ms Nora Floyd got very annoyed
From the practices she tries to employee
Snowing in Dallas in the middle of spring
And we're supposed to believe that thing
It's a TMP smackdown
I'm talking Mexican brown
He didn't get too far
With that wet black tar
Now you're gonna spend the night
With Miss China White

She was a handful when she had a spoonful
Her boyfriend was useless as tits on a bull
She could play a banjo she could sing
She could even write songs but there was that other thing
Stole off to Memphis the middle of the night
Nora Floyd I hope you're all right
It's a TMP smackdown
I'm talking Mexican brown
You didn't get too far
With that wet black tar
Now you're gonna spend the night
With Miss China White
It's a TMP smackdown
I'm talking Mexican brown
You didn't get too far
With that wet black tar
Now you're gonna spend the night
With Miss China White