More Man by The Meat Purveyors Lyrics

Hey big and tall, little baby boy
See you nursing your imported beer
I got no particular place to be
So why don't you sit over here?
You got to be just about the prettiest boy I ever did see
But that ain’t gonna float the boat for me

You're sitting there, playing with your hair
Dreamin' ’bout talent and fame
If you check yourself in the mirror once more
I think you're gonna pull up lame
I got something to say and before I weigh in
I hope you don't get upset
I'm more man than you'll ever be
And more woman than you'll ever get

I'm more man than you'll ever be
Now don’t you give me that look
When it comes to overgrown boys
I could write a book
I’m not the kind of gal who goes for games
But I indeed will admit
That I'm more man than you’ll ever be
And more woman than you'll ever get

Well you're hip and cool, you been to fancy schools
But I wonder, can you fix my car?
And if you're as smart as you claim to be
What you doin’ hangin' around in bars?
Sophisticated, mildly jaded might describe you well
But that ain't the thing that's gonna ring my bell

So you're a music fan, you know some guys in bands
And your name is on the list plus one
The day I need you to get me in a show
Is the day I go and buy a gun
I know it's rude to say and I hope it's OK
And I know that we only just met
But I'm more man than you'll ever be
And more woman than you'll ever get

I'm more man than you'll ever be
I think you know what I mean
You ain't no Waco Brother, more like self-obscene

I'm not the kind of gal that goes for games
But I indeed will admit
I'm more man than you'll ever be
And more woman than you'll ever get
I'm more man than you'll ever be
And more woman than you'll ever get