Riboflavin by The Mean Reds Lyrics

When the moon arises on the western sky
And the vampires are out on the sly
At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
That's why I cook up in my roon tonight...
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
Drac came to me one night at 12
And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed "don't fret!" i'll give you on fix
Of my newly regenerated mix
I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(she gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)
It gives you quick relief you see
From fang aches and corpusle deficiency
Natter! Consuming my laboratory brew
Will make a new vampire out of you
It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
That riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch
If you're biting more necks enjoying it less
Try my new non-carbonated best
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)