Bald Headed Lena by The McCoys Lyrics
[Intro]
One-two
One-two-three
[Chorus 1]
Bald headed Lena
Has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She's got a cue ball head
Just as hard as lead
She's alright with me
[Verse 1]
Well, Messy Bessie, Tricky Tessie
Both are full of stuff
But Mella Ella, Daffy Della
Both those gals are tough
Now, you take Lizzy
She's so dizzy
She don't know night from day
Well, Silly Tilly, Lyin' Lily
Take them all away
[Chorus 2]
Bald headed Lena
Has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She won't wear no wig
'Cause her head's too big
She's alright with me, yeah
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2]
Sloppy Gertie, she's too dirty
Skinny Minnie is too lean
Oh, Grace's face is out of place
And Joanie's down right mean
Now, you take Daisy
She's gone crazy
Went and lost her mind
Well, Jessie Mae might save the day
But she's deaf, dumb and blind
[Chorus 1]
Bald headed Lena
Has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She's got a cue ball head
Just as hard as lead
She's alright with me
[Instrumental Outro]
One-two
One-two-three
[Chorus 1]
Bald headed Lena
Has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She's got a cue ball head
Just as hard as lead
She's alright with me
[Verse 1]
Well, Messy Bessie, Tricky Tessie
Both are full of stuff
But Mella Ella, Daffy Della
Both those gals are tough
Now, you take Lizzy
She's so dizzy
She don't know night from day
Well, Silly Tilly, Lyin' Lily
Take them all away
[Chorus 2]
Bald headed Lena
Has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She won't wear no wig
'Cause her head's too big
She's alright with me, yeah
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2]
Sloppy Gertie, she's too dirty
Skinny Minnie is too lean
Oh, Grace's face is out of place
And Joanie's down right mean
Now, you take Daisy
She's gone crazy
Went and lost her mind
Well, Jessie Mae might save the day
But she's deaf, dumb and blind
[Chorus 1]
Bald headed Lena
Has anybody seen her?
Cute as she can be
She's got a cue ball head
Just as hard as lead
She's alright with me
[Instrumental Outro]