Happy Birthday You’re a Dick by The Maxies Lyrics

[Verse]
Happy birthday you’re a dick a total fucking dick
And that is why you’re standing alone with your big dick dick
You’re a prick you’re a prick a total fucking dick
And now you don’t have anyone alone with your big dick
Why can’t you please just stay away
You’re dumb dumber than they say
Your dickhead is in the way
Why can’t you see that you’re so fake
I hate your dick those fakes you’re a big ol one eyed snake
Happy birthday you’re a dick a total fucking dick
And that is why you’re standing there alone with your big dick dick
You’re a prick you’re a prick a total fucking dick
And now you don’t have anyone alone with your big dick

Happy birthday
Happy mother fucking birthday
Happy birthday you’re a dick