Les Kiss by The Mangroves Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Just a kid from the north of Sydney
Find a game that'd make him hungry
He played a hundred times or more
For the chance when you'd knock on his door

And I found out that you might know
They've never seen him on the Footy Show
No-one knows if he's been or said
No-one knows if he's alive or he's dead
Is he dead?

[Chorus 1]
If only you could be called Les Kiss
Name on a plaque grows cold, it's Les Kiss
Not the fastest but he'd shut you down, oh, Les Kiss
Making headlines all over town, oh, Les Kiss

[Verse 2]
Used to call him invincible
But now no-one remembers at all
Haven't seen him since '86
Did we all just miss a trick?
But while writing this song, I found
Les Kiss never really left town
He's perfectly alive, he's said
He doesn't like it when I call him dead
Is he dead?

[Chorus 1]
If only you could be called Les Kiss
Name on a plaque grows cold, it's Les Kiss
Not the fastest but he'd shut you down, oh, Les Kiss
Making headlines all over town, oh, Les Kiss

[Chorus 2]
1, 2, 3, 4!
If only you could be called Les Kiss
Name on a plaque grows cold, it's Les Kiss
Not the fastest but he'd shut you down, oh, Les Kiss
Making headlines all over town, oh, Les Kiss

[Chorus 1]
If only you could be called Les Kiss
Name on a plaque grows cold, it's Les Kiss
Not the fastest but he'd shut you down, oh, Les Kiss
Making headlines all over town, oh, Les Kiss

[Outro]
(Les Kiss, Les Kiss)
I want a little bit, oh, just a little bit; oh, won't you cut me some slack, oh, Les Kiss? (Les Kiss, Les Kiss)
Oh, won't you give us a Les Kiss, baby? I wanna know about old Les Kiss (Les Kiss, Les Kiss)
Les Kiss, come on, come on, come on, oh, Les Kiss, baby (Les Kiss, Les Kiss)
Name on a plaque grows cold, it's Les Kiss