Sadge by The Man With The Cars 2 Guitar Lyrics

[Intro: The Man With The Cars 2 Guitar]
Yo
I'm so fucking sad right now
You ever feel down
Like you will never smell less like Shrek's swamp
And more like Jordan's Versace cologne?
Then this song's-
This song, might be the one for you
Sadge

[Verse 1: The Man With The Cars 2 Guitar]
I am so sad
I feel so bad
I just might cry
I want to die
Gouge out my eyes
I can't take this pain anymore
The cops told me I can't steal from the homeless
Now I'm left here, feeling hopeless
It's like a part of me was killed when I was told it was gay to fuck men
LIKE OKAY!
I GUESS I'LL FUCK A HEN
OR MAYBE A CAT LIKE SHANE DAWSON
LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS SOCIETY WANTS ANYMORE
LIKE CAN I ONLY FUCK WOMEN?!?!
This is out of control
I just want men on my wiеner that's all I want
It's not gay
It's just a preferеnce
Please, let me have men on my COCK!
[Verse 2: SEANBRUV]
I'm so down bad
That I lost to a little kid
I'm so damn sad
That I still listen to Lil Peep
I lost my mans
To a mother fucking bae simp
I'm so fat
That I got the Jung Koop meal

[Outro: SEANBRUV]
Get your
I'm the boss
Epic
Crazy
Mmm
Fu-