Penis warts Tommy Jonny by The Long Dongs Lyrics
[Intro]
Ya, ey, ya, ey, ya, ey, ya, ey
[Verse 1]
Fidget spinner on my motherfucking dick
This fidget spinner is so fucking thick
My mom's on my dick, yeah, on my dong
I'm smoking a bong with my shlong long dong
[Verse 2]
Yeah, ey, got this fucking fidget spinner spinnin' on my dick, just like a top
Yeah, I got top in my Porsche but she sucked my wop, dawg, and I fucked on your bitch like a thot
She liked my big fat wiener dick in my ass
[Verse 3]
Yeah, yeah, woo, yeah
I got this Asian bitch sayin' wonton ding dong, suck my long wong kong
I'm gonna fucking kick–
Wing wang pow wow, that's what she say when I took her cow
Damn, fuck with me girl, I swear to god, I will fucking stick my wiener down your throat, bitch, I dare you, I'll slit your fucking throat and I'll use it as a fucking sex toy, bitch, suck my fucking wiener
[Bridge]
My motherfucking wiener, bitch
Did you think that wonton soup was good?
Come to the hood, try my chicken, it's good as fuck
I don't really know if I'm a cuck or not
So I'ma fucking suck my duck while I fuck on the buck, yeaaah
[Verse 4]
Yea, uh, diamonds on my fucking balls when I walk, bitch
Diamonds on my thongs when I walk, bitch
I'm really fucking cool, I don't own a rollie yet, but bet that I'ma suck a fighter jet
One day, it's gonna be so high in the sky that I'm flyer than a motherfucking white guy
[Verse 5]
In New York I sucked a cock, hide in my ass, playin' in the grass, I just touched an ass
Woo, ey, woo, ey, woo, ey
Yeah, I have this wart on my penis 'cause it's short
Yeah, I look like a dork, but I suck on a york
I fuck little york doggos in the fucking ass
I fucked my dog in the ass and it started bleeding, it started seeding
Fucking plants in my asshole that I fucked and I fucking pulled them out and I fucking shoved it up my ass again and I fucking down– I smell like shit, what the fuck
Yeah, I fucking shoved a fucking dildo up my ass and it smelled like shit
What the fuck, dude, god fucking dammit, what the fuck is wrong with me?
My parents fucking got divorced and it's all my fault, fuck
Yeah, and every fucking Christmas my mom makes fucking lasagna
Do you know how fucking disgusting that stupid shit is?
Fucking every single year for fucking Christmas, Thanksgiving
What the fuck is that shit, dude, are you fucking kidding
[Outro]
I'm fucking pissed, my mom just pissed in my fucking mouth and she didn't lift the fucking cover
She fucking pissed in my fucking milk
In my fucking Cheerios
Fucki–
Ya, ey, ya, ey, ya, ey, ya, ey
[Verse 1]
Fidget spinner on my motherfucking dick
This fidget spinner is so fucking thick
My mom's on my dick, yeah, on my dong
I'm smoking a bong with my shlong long dong
[Verse 2]
Yeah, ey, got this fucking fidget spinner spinnin' on my dick, just like a top
Yeah, I got top in my Porsche but she sucked my wop, dawg, and I fucked on your bitch like a thot
She liked my big fat wiener dick in my ass
[Verse 3]
Yeah, yeah, woo, yeah
I got this Asian bitch sayin' wonton ding dong, suck my long wong kong
I'm gonna fucking kick–
Wing wang pow wow, that's what she say when I took her cow
Damn, fuck with me girl, I swear to god, I will fucking stick my wiener down your throat, bitch, I dare you, I'll slit your fucking throat and I'll use it as a fucking sex toy, bitch, suck my fucking wiener
[Bridge]
My motherfucking wiener, bitch
Did you think that wonton soup was good?
Come to the hood, try my chicken, it's good as fuck
I don't really know if I'm a cuck or not
So I'ma fucking suck my duck while I fuck on the buck, yeaaah
[Verse 4]
Yea, uh, diamonds on my fucking balls when I walk, bitch
Diamonds on my thongs when I walk, bitch
I'm really fucking cool, I don't own a rollie yet, but bet that I'ma suck a fighter jet
One day, it's gonna be so high in the sky that I'm flyer than a motherfucking white guy
[Verse 5]
In New York I sucked a cock, hide in my ass, playin' in the grass, I just touched an ass
Woo, ey, woo, ey, woo, ey
Yeah, I have this wart on my penis 'cause it's short
Yeah, I look like a dork, but I suck on a york
I fuck little york doggos in the fucking ass
I fucked my dog in the ass and it started bleeding, it started seeding
Fucking plants in my asshole that I fucked and I fucking pulled them out and I fucking shoved it up my ass again and I fucking down– I smell like shit, what the fuck
Yeah, I fucking shoved a fucking dildo up my ass and it smelled like shit
What the fuck, dude, god fucking dammit, what the fuck is wrong with me?
My parents fucking got divorced and it's all my fault, fuck
Yeah, and every fucking Christmas my mom makes fucking lasagna
Do you know how fucking disgusting that stupid shit is?
Fucking every single year for fucking Christmas, Thanksgiving
What the fuck is that shit, dude, are you fucking kidding
[Outro]
I'm fucking pissed, my mom just pissed in my fucking mouth and she didn't lift the fucking cover
She fucking pissed in my fucking milk
In my fucking Cheerios
Fucki–