Were Back by The Lonely Island Lyrics
[Intro: Jorma]
Ayo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let's get 'em, 'Kiv!
[Verse 1: Akiva]
Ayo, my dick don't work, that shit as soft as a pillow
My girly lookin' at me like, “You for real, dude?”
[Break: Jorma]
Ayo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that
Yo, tell 'em, Andy
[Verse 2: Andy]
I think there might be something wrong with my dick
It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't fill the rubber
[Break: Jorma]
Aye yo, come on man, this is Lonely Island
People are countin' on us
I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself, woo!
[Verse 3: Jorma]
Ayo, I think I broke my dick in the sink
It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat, like it was playing rugby
[Break: Jorma]
Hold up, hold up, this is serious!
Kiv let 'em know!
[Verse 4: Akiva]
Yo, for real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss, it smells just like shit
[Break: Jorma]
Haha, yeah, that's what I'm talking 'bout!
Andy show 'em, how it's done!
[Verse 5: Andy]
My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake
[Break: Jorma]
Lonely Island! Grammy nominated!
Yeah! Hit 'em again
[Verse 6: Akiva]
Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was an eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick
[Break: Jorma]
We make too much money for this shit
Murder music!
[Verse 7: Andy & Jorma]
I shit the bed 'cause my dick played a prank on my butt (Hit 'em!)
Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up
[Break: Jorma]
Suppository music!
What y'all know about incontinence?
[Verse 8: Akiva & Jorma]
I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion (Yeah!)
It wasn't from the sex, it was a blood transfusion!
[Break: Jorma]
What?! Motherfucker got horse blood! What y'all got?!
[Verse 9: Andy & Jorma]
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts (woo!)
[Break: Jorma]
I would like to see that! This is that Garfield sex music!
Now y'all just showin' off, preach!
[Verse 10: Akiva]
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
Every other week, I swing by and bring him some lunch
[Outro: Jorma]
Oh, now that just sounds nice!
I'ma call it right there, game over, motherfuckers!
Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit!
The world needs us!
Ayo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let's get 'em, 'Kiv!
[Verse 1: Akiva]
Ayo, my dick don't work, that shit as soft as a pillow
My girly lookin' at me like, “You for real, dude?”
[Break: Jorma]
Ayo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that
Yo, tell 'em, Andy
[Verse 2: Andy]
I think there might be something wrong with my dick
It's like a melted stick of butter, so soft that it can't fill the rubber
[Break: Jorma]
Aye yo, come on man, this is Lonely Island
People are countin' on us
I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself, woo!
[Verse 3: Jorma]
Ayo, I think I broke my dick in the sink
It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat, like it was playing rugby
[Break: Jorma]
Hold up, hold up, this is serious!
Kiv let 'em know!
[Verse 4: Akiva]
Yo, for real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss, it smells just like shit
[Break: Jorma]
Haha, yeah, that's what I'm talking 'bout!
Andy show 'em, how it's done!
[Verse 5: Andy]
My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
Smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake
[Break: Jorma]
Lonely Island! Grammy nominated!
Yeah! Hit 'em again
[Verse 6: Akiva]
Yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was an eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick
[Break: Jorma]
We make too much money for this shit
Murder music!
[Verse 7: Andy & Jorma]
I shit the bed 'cause my dick played a prank on my butt (Hit 'em!)
Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up
[Break: Jorma]
Suppository music!
What y'all know about incontinence?
[Verse 8: Akiva & Jorma]
I got Hepatitis C from a horse, but no confusion (Yeah!)
It wasn't from the sex, it was a blood transfusion!
[Break: Jorma]
What?! Motherfucker got horse blood! What y'all got?!
[Verse 9: Andy & Jorma]
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts (woo!)
[Break: Jorma]
I would like to see that! This is that Garfield sex music!
Now y'all just showin' off, preach!
[Verse 10: Akiva]
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
Every other week, I swing by and bring him some lunch
[Outro: Jorma]
Oh, now that just sounds nice!
I'ma call it right there, game over, motherfuckers!
Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit!
The world needs us!