The Shooting AKA Dear Sister by The Lonely Island Lyrics
Hey man, whatcha doing?
Nothing just writing a letter to my sister
Cool
Yeah, it's pretty crazy, I uh
I haven't seen her in years it's uh
It's weird because-
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Andy Samberg breathes heavily
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Oh my gosh, I just thought of the funniest thing-
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Dear sister, by the time you read this-
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Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Whew, got ourselves a bloodbath
Hey sarge, listen to this
"Dear sister,"
"By the time you read this, I will be dead"
"This is how I think it's gonna happen"
"Dave will shoot me"
"Then I'll shoot Dave, and Eric will enter and get shot by Dave."
"Then you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times"
"Love, your brother Keith"
*Laughs*
"P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other"
Now isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've-
overlapping
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
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(Mmm, whatcha say?)
Mmm, that you only meant well?
gunshot
(Mmm, that you only meant well?)
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
Mmm, whatcha say?
Nothing just writing a letter to my sister
Cool
Yeah, it's pretty crazy, I uh
I haven't seen her in years it's uh
It's weird because-
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Andy Samberg breathes heavily
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
Oh my gosh, I just thought of the funniest thing-
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?
Dear sister, by the time you read this-
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Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant
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Mmm, whatcha say?
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Mmm, whatcha
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Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Whew, got ourselves a bloodbath
Hey sarge, listen to this
"Dear sister,"
"By the time you read this, I will be dead"
"This is how I think it's gonna happen"
"Dave will shoot me"
"Then I'll shoot Dave, and Eric will enter and get shot by Dave."
"Then you'll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times"
"Love, your brother Keith"
*Laughs*
"P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other"
Now isn't that the most ridiculous thing you've-
overlapping
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
gunshot
(Mmm, whatcha say?)
Mmm, that you only meant well?
gunshot
(Mmm, that you only meant well?)
gunshot
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
Mmm, whatcha say?