The 100th Digital Short by The Lonely Island Lyrics

[Skit: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Justin Bieber]
Hi. We're the guys who make the SNL Digital Shorts. I'm Andy
I'm Jorma
And I'm Justin Bieber!
(Akiva!)
Gesundheit
Tonight we're celebrating our 100th short. So come with us, won't you?

-Let's Celebrate-

[Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone & Justin Bieber, Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone and (Andy Samberg)]
Congratulations!
To us, to us
Truly a major milestone (Haha)
A celebration! (Yes!)
Of us, of us
So here's what we're going to do
Gonna shake off the cobwebs and limber up
And stretch it out and do plenty of Pilates
'Cause tonight, tonight we're gonna suck our own dicks
[Justin Bieber, Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone]
Wait, what?
What?
That's disgusting!
No, it's not
Hey, look, it's Shy Ronnie and Reba!

[Kenan Thompson as Reba McEntire and Andy Samberg as Shy Ronnie]
It's a celebration and we're going to party
Y'know we getting naughty
Take it Shy Ronnie
(Mumbling)
I'm a dude
Ronnie, bitch, and I rip you ass open!

[Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone & Justin Bieber, Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone, Kenan Thompson as Reba McEntire, Andy Samberg and (Justin Bieber)]
We've done the creep and punched people before eating
We've done things in our pants that don't bear repeating (No)
Tonight, they're gonna suck their own dick
I'm Reba!
Excuse I!
(What is happening?)

[Julian Casablancas & Andy Samberg]
So shoot your laser cats and let your boombox pound
Raise up our glasses and
Throw it on the ground!
Alcohol is poison, man!
Take it Mahmoud
Huh, yeah
Body Fuzion lady
[Justin Timberlake, (Andy Samberg) & Both]
(It ain't over)
We put our junk in so many places
(Like where)
Each other's mothers and these floral vases
(On sale)
And now they're takin' them out of their boxes
(Yeah)
And puttin' them all up into our Faces
(Let's go)
Dear Sister, ate Lettuce, and a Japanese Office
Had a Cherry Battle and stopped all Like Bosses
Peyton
And Horsen
They happen every Saturday
Pee-wee hit Anderson
Just ask Natalie

[Natalie Portman]
Yeah I had a baby (What!)
But I'm still crazy (Uh!)
Show my ass respect
But I make that fucking gravy (Peace!)

[Justin Timberlake and Justin Timberlake & Andy Samberg]
Jonah kissed a dad
And Gaga was golden (Tender-roni)
Ridin' on a boat with my man Michael Bolton
[Michael Bolton, Jon Hamm & Usher
Jack Sparrow
*sax solo* Sergio
Tortuga
Hey, I've never been in a digital shorts
But these white boys are obsessed with their dicks

[Justin Bieber & Will Ferrel]
Well, I was tricked into doing this
I don't endorse this song
No no no no no no
Yes yes yes
I do endorse this song
My name is Will Ferrell and I'm sucking my own dong
Cheerleaders, Harry Caray, Jeopardy
I pleasure myself
Congratulations to me

[Andy Samberg & Will Ferrell]
Hey, come on man, this is our thing
Three 'Best Of's- count 'em bitch
Get out of here
Fine! I'll go by my own choice
(Take us home now)

{All, Justin Timberlake & Natalie Portman]
100th digital shorts (Not-not-not ninety-nine!)
It was obvious it'd build into this (Hell yeah!)
And all of them were written by Lorne (Lorne Michaels)
So tonight we're sucking our own dick

[Andy Samberg & Michael Bolton]
One hundred times
One fucking hundred times