Ka Blamo Bootleg Remix by The Lonely Island Lyrics
[Intro]
This is the world premiere
(Here we go) Ha ha
(Here we go) Sophisticado
(You can't stop) We're in mix
It's ka-blamo, yo (Ka-blamo!)
[Chorus]
You just won the lottery, that's ka-blamo!
You kissed Shannon Doherty, that's ka-blamo!
You joined a sorority, that's ka-blamo!
You lied about the lottery, not ka-blamo!
(This is the world premiere)
[Verse 1]
You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball
You gave him your number, he gave you a call
He told you to meet him at the corner at eight
You met him at nine, that's right, you were late
You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missеd
Fred Segal's a star, and you cold dissed
His pimping-ass cooling-ass Mack-ass building
With diggity ivy on thе wall but not around the lettering
You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (We're in mix) you're not ka-blamo
[Chorus]
The doc fixed your arteries, that's ka-blamo!
Your mouthwash is gargly, that's ka-blamo!
Your water is watery, that's ka-blamo!
I majored in pottery, not ka-blamo!
[Verse 2]
You're chilling with your dudes and then they stab you in the face
On the way to the hospital you're bleeding all over the place
Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene
And then you get cancer and you die in your teens
But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked
Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing
[Chorus]
Your jello is wobbly, that's ka-blamo!
You met Gilbert God-fer-y, that's ka-blamo!
You're Harlem Globetrotter-y, that's ka-blamo!
You watch the disorderlies, not ka-blamo! (Incredibad, yo)
[Verse 3]
When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is
And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job!
When a mole's in your ass and you wonder where the mole is
You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass. Job!
The meaning of life is revealed to you
And all of the drinks are old English brew
Your whim is the word of the people on earth
But the whole "mole in the ass" thing is haunting you. Earth!
[Chorus]
When your fluids are bodily, that's ka-blammy
What happened to ka-blamo? I mean ka-blamo!
Good, that's better, that's ka-blammy!
Wait, I'm confused, we said ka-blamo!
[Bridge]
Remix (DJ Paul)
(Hard) This is the world premiere
It's the newest word, say "ka-blamo"
All the cool kids, say "ka-blamo"
It's slightly rebellious, say "ka-blamo"
Your parents will hate it, say "ka-blamo"
What are you afraid of? Say "ka-blamo"
Stop trying to be different, say "ka-blamo"
Come on, just do it, say "ka-blamo"
Come on, just do it, say "ka-blamo"
Come on, just do it, say "ka-blamo"
(Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo")
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
[Chorus]
(This is the world premiere)
Burning bridges in the biz, not ka-blamo!
Back breaking labour, not ka-blamo!
Andy's a narc, not ka-blamo!
Best friends forever? That's ka-blamo!
Shut up!
[Outro]
Ye (DJ Paul)
Peace king, peace king
Listen, new shit
Ye, peace king, peace king, listen
Peace king, peace king, listen
This is the world premiere
(Here we go) Ha ha
(Here we go) Sophisticado
(You can't stop) We're in mix
It's ka-blamo, yo (Ka-blamo!)
[Chorus]
You just won the lottery, that's ka-blamo!
You kissed Shannon Doherty, that's ka-blamo!
You joined a sorority, that's ka-blamo!
You lied about the lottery, not ka-blamo!
(This is the world premiere)
[Verse 1]
You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball
You gave him your number, he gave you a call
He told you to meet him at the corner at eight
You met him at nine, that's right, you were late
You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missеd
Fred Segal's a star, and you cold dissed
His pimping-ass cooling-ass Mack-ass building
With diggity ivy on thе wall but not around the lettering
You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (We're in mix) you're not ka-blamo
[Chorus]
The doc fixed your arteries, that's ka-blamo!
Your mouthwash is gargly, that's ka-blamo!
Your water is watery, that's ka-blamo!
I majored in pottery, not ka-blamo!
[Verse 2]
You're chilling with your dudes and then they stab you in the face
On the way to the hospital you're bleeding all over the place
Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene
And then you get cancer and you die in your teens
But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked
Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing
[Chorus]
Your jello is wobbly, that's ka-blamo!
You met Gilbert God-fer-y, that's ka-blamo!
You're Harlem Globetrotter-y, that's ka-blamo!
You watch the disorderlies, not ka-blamo! (Incredibad, yo)
[Verse 3]
When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is
And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job!
When a mole's in your ass and you wonder where the mole is
You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass. Job!
The meaning of life is revealed to you
And all of the drinks are old English brew
Your whim is the word of the people on earth
But the whole "mole in the ass" thing is haunting you. Earth!
[Chorus]
When your fluids are bodily, that's ka-blammy
What happened to ka-blamo? I mean ka-blamo!
Good, that's better, that's ka-blammy!
Wait, I'm confused, we said ka-blamo!
[Bridge]
Remix (DJ Paul)
(Hard) This is the world premiere
It's the newest word, say "ka-blamo"
All the cool kids, say "ka-blamo"
It's slightly rebellious, say "ka-blamo"
Your parents will hate it, say "ka-blamo"
What are you afraid of? Say "ka-blamo"
Stop trying to be different, say "ka-blamo"
Come on, just do it, say "ka-blamo"
Come on, just do it, say "ka-blamo"
Come on, just do it, say "ka-blamo"
(Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo")
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
Get out of the woods and say "ka-blamo"
[Chorus]
(This is the world premiere)
Burning bridges in the biz, not ka-blamo!
Back breaking labour, not ka-blamo!
Andy's a narc, not ka-blamo!
Best friends forever? That's ka-blamo!
Shut up!
[Outro]
Ye (DJ Paul)
Peace king, peace king
Listen, new shit
Ye, peace king, peace king, listen
Peace king, peace king, listen