The Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office by The Locust Lyrics

Dear Mr. So and So
Wait until it's over
Nothing is King now
And Nothing's getting older

That jerk lives like
A missle with
His pecker (in) one hand and
His pooper (in the) other

What about the paperwork
-bowels working overtime
Feed the faxes apple dumplings
-pay that fucker overtime

Hey there bossman
-fickle fucker
Hey there bossman
-fickle fucker buy me dinner