Straight From The Horses Mouth by The Locust Lyrics

Tighten the tie, lengthen the leg
Suck on the shit, scramble the egg
Tighten the tie, lengthen the leg
Suck on the shit, scramble the egg

Shed that old skin
For some feathers
As noses bleed
Trumpets are trumpeting, noses are bleeding

Triumphant cattle mutilations
That damn Saint Nick
Triumphant cattle mutilations
That damn Saint Nick
Triumphant cattle mutilations
That damn Saint Nick
Triumphant cattle mutilations
That damn Saint Nick
With chocolate-flavored razorblades

Tighten the tie, lengthen the leg
Suck on the shit, scramble the egg
Tighten the tie, lengthen the leg
Suck on the shit, scramble the egg