Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe by The Locust Lyrics

Split the genes with
A walking asshole
Producing some of
That high grade Formica

Yeah
No
Maybe
So

When six becomes nine
And nine becomes six
When six becomes nine
And nine becomes six

Never leave the house (fully erect)
One might fall and (break it right off)
Never leave the house (fully erect)
One might fall and (break it right off)