If I Had a Dollar by The Lillingtons Lyrics

If I had a dollar for every time you broke my heart
I would go out shopping and overfill my cart
I'd find the blue light specials over on aisle two
And spend my money on everyone else but you

If I had a dollar for every time you broke my heart
I'd be eating Red Lobster instead of Mini Mart
And if I had a dime for every dollar I spent on you
Then all my friends would eat Red Lobster, too

Let's go!

[Guitar lead]

If I had a dollar for every time you broke my heart
I would go out shopping and overfill my cart
I'd find the blue light specials over on aisle two
And spend my money on everyone else but you

I'd spend my money on everyone else but you [x4]