In The Same Boat by The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical Deluxe Album Lyrics
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Wow
(Sung)
Maybe your mom
Should have totally chilled
Instead of making monsters
To get us all killed
[ANNABETH]
Well maybe your dad
Should have picked a better place
All he did was
Diss her with disgrace
[GROVER]
Guys, calm it down
With all life's stresses
It ain't worth cleaning up
Your parents' messes
Now ask me where we are
I'll give you three guesses
(Spoken)
Ask me!
[PERCY & ANNABETH]
(spoken)
Where are we?
[GROVER]
We're in the boat
In the very same boat
[PERCY & ANNABETH]
I'd like to wrap my hands
Around that half-blood's throat
[ANNABETH]
Don't need to heed a talking goat
[GROVER]
The same boat
We're in the same boat
(Spoken)
And look what I found at
Medusa's place!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Three Amtrak tickets?
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Why run from monsters
When we can ride?
(Sung)
We're in the same train
In the very same train
[PERCY]
With Anna-blah
[ANNABETH]
And seaweed brain
[PERCY]
(Spoken]
You're so high strung
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Well, you're insane
[GROVER]
The same train
We're in the same train
[TRAIN CONDUCTOR]
(Spoken)
Last stop: Denver, Colorado
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Wow, check out those rocky mountains!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
You mean the Rocky Mountains?
[GROVER]
(spoken)
That is so beautiful
I need a veggie burger
[ARES]
(Spoken)
Did someone say veggie burger?
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Sweet!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Wait, does anyone else find
This suspicious?
[ARES]
(Spoken)
Roll with it
It's not everyday you get
A veggie burger from a god
Ares, god of war
Maybe you've met my
Daughter Clarisse?
Whoa, whoa, relax!
I come in peace
I heard you runts are heading
To Hades, but you'll never make
It on public transportation
I can take you as far as Veges!
Ya'll cool with motorcycles, right?
[GROVER & PERCY]
(Spoken)
Sweet!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Wait!
[ANNABETH, GROVER, & PERCY]
We're on the same bike
On the very same bike
[ANNABETH]
There's lots about this
That I don't like!
(Spoken)
Can we trust this guy?
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
You could always hike!
[ANNABETH, GROVER, & PERCY]
The same bike
We're on the same bike
[ARES]
(Spoken)
Vegas, baby!
Forgetting something?
This is where I get off
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
That guy is so cool!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Okay, gang, we need a place
To spend the night
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Uh, how about here?
The Lotus Hotel
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
You're joking, right?
In the Odyssey, if you went
To sleep in a lotus bed
One night could last a
Hundred years
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant
Uh, excuse me, miss, how long
Have you been at this hotel?
[WOMAN]
(Spoken)
Why, my brother and I arrived
Just yesterday. May 1st, 1939!
[PERCY & GROVER]
(Spoken)
Ahhhh!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Taxi!
[GROVER]
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba ba ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
[GROVER & PERCY]
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba ba ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
(cont.)
[ANNABETH]
Athena, give me strength
So I don't kill him
Mother, guide me with
Your wisdom
Lend me some sense
I defend you but I
Only tend to ?
To get more and more defensive
?
(Spoken)
Figures
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Los Angeles
[ANNABETH]
It's strange
Sometimes I think I'm dreaming
He's messed up
But he's kinda cute
When he's angry and all screaming
He's is weird
But a good weird
Our parents' paths are
Pushing us apart
And my head is always
Stronger than my heart
If only he would say something
That was remotely smart
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I got it, the map was upside down
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Ahhhhhh!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Here we are. DOA Records
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
I kinda figured there'd be monsters
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Yeah. Who knew the lobby to the
Underworld would be so...
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Dead?
[KHARON]
(Spoken)
Going down?
No sobs, no screaming, and
No getting seasick
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
How do you get seasick in an elevator-boat!
[ANNABETH]
The way to the underworld
Is over the Styx
(Spoken)
It's a river
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I know, you show-off. Chicks
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Sexist much?
(Sung)
Go make a splash!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I'll splash you!
[GROVER]
It's like watching Titans clash
They'll kill each other
Or they'll kiss
If we're lucky, they'll end up
In an abyss
[KHARON]
I've seen some messed up stuff
But nothing quite like this
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
If you'd just listen!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
If you'd stop criticizing!
[GROVER]
We're in the same boat
In a literal boat
I'm trying to stay afloat
Above the lava moat
Have you even heard a word
Coming from my throat?
The same boat
We're in the same
[GROVER, PERCY, & ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Ahhhhhh!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Did we just almost die?
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I feel something strange
[KHARON]
(Spoken)
Is it seasickness?
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Perspective
That stuff with our parents
It's ancient history
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
And who says history
Has to repeat itself?
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Say it, say it
You know you wanna say it
Just say it already!
[PERCY & ANNABETH]
We're in the same boat
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Yes ?
[KHARON]
The very same boat
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Everybody now!
[ALL]
We're in the same
[GROVER]
Baaaaaa
[ALL]
Boat
(Spoken)
Wow
(Sung)
Maybe your mom
Should have totally chilled
Instead of making monsters
To get us all killed
[ANNABETH]
Well maybe your dad
Should have picked a better place
All he did was
Diss her with disgrace
[GROVER]
Guys, calm it down
With all life's stresses
It ain't worth cleaning up
Your parents' messes
Now ask me where we are
I'll give you three guesses
(Spoken)
Ask me!
[PERCY & ANNABETH]
(spoken)
Where are we?
[GROVER]
We're in the boat
In the very same boat
[PERCY & ANNABETH]
I'd like to wrap my hands
Around that half-blood's throat
[ANNABETH]
Don't need to heed a talking goat
[GROVER]
The same boat
We're in the same boat
(Spoken)
And look what I found at
Medusa's place!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Three Amtrak tickets?
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Why run from monsters
When we can ride?
(Sung)
We're in the same train
In the very same train
[PERCY]
With Anna-blah
[ANNABETH]
And seaweed brain
[PERCY]
(Spoken]
You're so high strung
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Well, you're insane
[GROVER]
The same train
We're in the same train
[TRAIN CONDUCTOR]
(Spoken)
Last stop: Denver, Colorado
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Wow, check out those rocky mountains!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
You mean the Rocky Mountains?
[GROVER]
(spoken)
That is so beautiful
I need a veggie burger
[ARES]
(Spoken)
Did someone say veggie burger?
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Sweet!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Wait, does anyone else find
This suspicious?
[ARES]
(Spoken)
Roll with it
It's not everyday you get
A veggie burger from a god
Ares, god of war
Maybe you've met my
Daughter Clarisse?
Whoa, whoa, relax!
I come in peace
I heard you runts are heading
To Hades, but you'll never make
It on public transportation
I can take you as far as Veges!
Ya'll cool with motorcycles, right?
[GROVER & PERCY]
(Spoken)
Sweet!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Wait!
[ANNABETH, GROVER, & PERCY]
We're on the same bike
On the very same bike
[ANNABETH]
There's lots about this
That I don't like!
(Spoken)
Can we trust this guy?
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
You could always hike!
[ANNABETH, GROVER, & PERCY]
The same bike
We're on the same bike
[ARES]
(Spoken)
Vegas, baby!
Forgetting something?
This is where I get off
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
That guy is so cool!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Okay, gang, we need a place
To spend the night
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Uh, how about here?
The Lotus Hotel
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
You're joking, right?
In the Odyssey, if you went
To sleep in a lotus bed
One night could last a
Hundred years
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant
Uh, excuse me, miss, how long
Have you been at this hotel?
[WOMAN]
(Spoken)
Why, my brother and I arrived
Just yesterday. May 1st, 1939!
[PERCY & GROVER]
(Spoken)
Ahhhh!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Taxi!
[GROVER]
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba ba ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
[GROVER & PERCY]
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba ba ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
Ba dup ba da dup
(cont.)
[ANNABETH]
Athena, give me strength
So I don't kill him
Mother, guide me with
Your wisdom
Lend me some sense
I defend you but I
Only tend to ?
To get more and more defensive
?
(Spoken)
Figures
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Los Angeles
[ANNABETH]
It's strange
Sometimes I think I'm dreaming
He's messed up
But he's kinda cute
When he's angry and all screaming
He's is weird
But a good weird
Our parents' paths are
Pushing us apart
And my head is always
Stronger than my heart
If only he would say something
That was remotely smart
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I got it, the map was upside down
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Ahhhhhh!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Here we are. DOA Records
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
I kinda figured there'd be monsters
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Yeah. Who knew the lobby to the
Underworld would be so...
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Dead?
[KHARON]
(Spoken)
Going down?
No sobs, no screaming, and
No getting seasick
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
How do you get seasick in an elevator-boat!
[ANNABETH]
The way to the underworld
Is over the Styx
(Spoken)
It's a river
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I know, you show-off. Chicks
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Sexist much?
(Sung)
Go make a splash!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I'll splash you!
[GROVER]
It's like watching Titans clash
They'll kill each other
Or they'll kiss
If we're lucky, they'll end up
In an abyss
[KHARON]
I've seen some messed up stuff
But nothing quite like this
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
If you'd just listen!
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
If you'd stop criticizing!
[GROVER]
We're in the same boat
In a literal boat
I'm trying to stay afloat
Above the lava moat
Have you even heard a word
Coming from my throat?
The same boat
We're in the same
[GROVER, PERCY, & ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Ahhhhhh!
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
Did we just almost die?
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
I feel something strange
[KHARON]
(Spoken)
Is it seasickness?
[PERCY]
(Spoken)
Perspective
That stuff with our parents
It's ancient history
[ANNABETH]
(Spoken)
And who says history
Has to repeat itself?
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Say it, say it
You know you wanna say it
Just say it already!
[PERCY & ANNABETH]
We're in the same boat
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Yes ?
[KHARON]
The very same boat
[GROVER]
(Spoken)
Everybody now!
[ALL]
We're in the same
[GROVER]
Baaaaaa
[ALL]
Boat