The Squoosh Song by The Letter People Lyrics

Monty Swell: You think that'll make a big splash? (laughing) Get it? Big splash! (laughing)

Mister H: (laughing) Yeah, that was real funny, Fiama. Say, Janice has a real surprise for you!

Monty Swell: You’re kidding. A surprise. You do? Oh, I love surprises. What is it, Miss E?

Miss E: I've written a song and I thought we can all sing it

Man in audience: A song? Is this it?

Miss E: Yes and it's all about squooshing. Hit it, Letter People. I think you’ll love it, Johnny

Monty Swell: (spoken) Oh, I certainly hope so. Listen, you know, since I'm the star of this show, I'll sing the lead

(singing) Now here's a little something

That we have learn to do

It's called thе squoosh

And it's real fun
And you can do it too

You squoosh the sounds togethеr

Make them all just one

Whatever you end in squoosh

Listen how it sounds

There's lump and pump

And nest and vest

They end in squooshing sounds

Bump and dump

And rest and best

Did you squoosh the sounds?

Now you got the ending squoosh

You're ready to begin
Just squoosh a word at the start

Come on, let’s squoosh again

There’s step and stop

And sniff and snap

The start of squooshing sounds

Stir and spur

And snug and stoop

Did you squoosh the sounds?

And now that you have learn to squoosh

Start out on your own

Try to find some other words

To squoosh and stool

Right there in your own home
Mister V: (spoken) Oh, Johnny. Johnny, I think I have some more

(singing) Try fast and past

And must and dust

And best and vest

And pans and fans

And mint and hint

And step and stop

And snip and snap

And spin and spun

And snob and snub...

Monty Swell: Snob? Are you calling me a snob? What do you mean by calling me a snob?

(Mister V and Monty Swell argues as the song fade outs.)