Abnormal by The Leaving Trains Lyrics

{parts I couldn't figure out through repeated listening are in curly brackets}

[Verse 1]
My name is Ted
I've got a big head
And it causes me shame

Today I got caught
Only masturbating
In the girls' bathroom

[Chorus]
Abnormal
Abnormal
Abnormal

[Verse 2]
Two girls tricked me
Set up a blind date
With a girl in China
I bought her some flowers
I didn't get their names
I think they were chrysanthemums

[Chorus]
Abnormal
Abnormal
Abnormal

[Verse 3]
I comb my hair
Trying to hide
The lump in my forehead

But when I got there
She only screamed
And {said back home?}

[Chorus]
Abnormal
Abnormal
Abnormal

[Bridge]
(I'm not normal
I'm not normal)
[Chorus]
Abnormal
Abnormal
Abnormal
(screaming)