Resignation Song by The Lancashire Hotpots Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Excuse me mister manager
Can I have a word?
I need to tell you something
I don't know if you've heard
Y'see you've always told me what to do
At this company
But now I've thought of summat
That you can do for me
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine
[Verse 2]
I'm handing in me notice
Yes you heard correct
I'm walking out, resigning
With immediate effect
If you want this in a letter
I can do that with ease
In fact, I'll give you two letters
As I flick you the "V"s
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine
[Instrumental break]
[Verse 3]
I'm sorry if me walking out
It puts you in a panic
But working is like rearranging deck chairs on' titanic
This company is clueless
The management's a farce
You lot couldn't tell your personnel
From your HRs!
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine
[Verse 4]
Here's some advice:
If you treat people like they're nowt but scum
Eventually you'll find they'll turn and bite you on the bum
But before I go I must confess
And solve a mystery
That phantom naughty scribbler in the toilet?
That was me!
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
You lot just make me sick
It's time to take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine
Excuse me mister manager
Can I have a word?
I need to tell you something
I don't know if you've heard
Y'see you've always told me what to do
At this company
But now I've thought of summat
That you can do for me
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine
[Verse 2]
I'm handing in me notice
Yes you heard correct
I'm walking out, resigning
With immediate effect
If you want this in a letter
I can do that with ease
In fact, I'll give you two letters
As I flick you the "V"s
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine
[Instrumental break]
[Verse 3]
I'm sorry if me walking out
It puts you in a panic
But working is like rearranging deck chairs on' titanic
This company is clueless
The management's a farce
You lot couldn't tell your personnel
From your HRs!
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine
[Verse 4]
Here's some advice:
If you treat people like they're nowt but scum
Eventually you'll find they'll turn and bite you on the bum
But before I go I must confess
And solve a mystery
That phantom naughty scribbler in the toilet?
That was me!
[Chorus]
You can stick yer job
That's what you can do
You can whistle if you think I'm doing any more for you
You made my life a misery
I've had to draw the line
So take your job and stick it
You lot just make me sick
It's time to take your job and stick it
Where the sun don't shine