Future One Flush by The Knits Lyrics
[Chorus/Intro]
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
It's a strange relationship we have but this is the future and there stranger things then that
[Verse]
Well orca whales are policeman now
Men and woman are sleeping with cows
My bestfriend is a squirrel his name is Todd, Todd, Todd
Animals are a large part of the future
[Chorus]
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
The year is about 2053 or 4, this is the future and your mothers still a whore
[Verse]
Well god is great, he lives on Mars
He loves to bowl and he works on cars
The music in the future sounds like this
*random ass noises*
Men are having babies and the skateboards ride the kids
Oh well, we're all accepting of eachother
But some animals are better lovers
Theres no judgement or shame on these streets
Nobody cares who you fuck or who you eat
Black Mirror was wrong and Kanye was right
If you fart in your hat you'll sleep better at night
We took all our phones and we threw them away
If you think you are straight we can help you be gay
Everyone, gaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Theres no such thing as good or bad
But that's no excuse to be sad
There's no more depression, cancer or AIDS
No more pollution, war or parades
No heaven, no hell
No joy and no pain because president robot removed all our brains
[Chorus/Outro]
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
Take it Eric
One flush (One flush for peepee)
Two flush (Two flush for poop)
Three flush (You flush for me and Ill flush for you)
And four flush for you
Going high
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
One more time
One flush for peepee
Two flush for the poop
You flush for me friend and Ill flush for you
Don't worry were all still slaves to dogs and cats
But this is the future
This is the future
This is the future
Future and we all fart in a hat
In a hat
In a hat
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
It's a strange relationship we have but this is the future and there stranger things then that
[Verse]
Well orca whales are policeman now
Men and woman are sleeping with cows
My bestfriend is a squirrel his name is Todd, Todd, Todd
Animals are a large part of the future
[Chorus]
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
The year is about 2053 or 4, this is the future and your mothers still a whore
[Verse]
Well god is great, he lives on Mars
He loves to bowl and he works on cars
The music in the future sounds like this
*random ass noises*
Men are having babies and the skateboards ride the kids
Oh well, we're all accepting of eachother
But some animals are better lovers
Theres no judgement or shame on these streets
Nobody cares who you fuck or who you eat
Black Mirror was wrong and Kanye was right
If you fart in your hat you'll sleep better at night
We took all our phones and we threw them away
If you think you are straight we can help you be gay
Everyone, gaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Theres no such thing as good or bad
But that's no excuse to be sad
There's no more depression, cancer or AIDS
No more pollution, war or parades
No heaven, no hell
No joy and no pain because president robot removed all our brains
[Chorus/Outro]
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
Take it Eric
One flush (One flush for peepee)
Two flush (Two flush for poop)
Three flush (You flush for me and Ill flush for you)
And four flush for you
Going high
One flush for peepee
Two flush for poop
You flush for me and Ill flush for you
One more time
One flush for peepee
Two flush for the poop
You flush for me friend and Ill flush for you
Don't worry were all still slaves to dogs and cats
But this is the future
This is the future
This is the future
Future and we all fart in a hat
In a hat
In a hat