Tranny Boy by The Kinsey Sicks Lyrics

[Girls, have I told you about my sweetheart?]
[Yes]
[Thanks, I'd love to tell you. My sweetheart is so good to me. Pookie has all these cute pet names for me, like "Ouch" and "Don't". I don't know what I would do without him.]
[What?]
[Uh Winnie, what happened to your girlfriend? I thought you were a lesbian]
[Well, I'm still a lesbian, yet he's still my girlfriend, and now my boyfriend. In fact, he's my everything.]

Oh, tranny boy, the Dykes on Bikes are calling
From Gwen to Glen, you've joined the other side
Your plumbing's gone, and your sweet flowers are drying
Tits too, tits too must go
Or you must bind
But call me back, all butch like
Rachel Maddow but with a beard that's lush
And sideburns low
Just come to me with a still intact libido
Cuz gal or guy
Oh, tranny boy, I love you so
But can you come as nosy folks when prying
Can you get head, can you stand when you pee?
So when you tire of base objectifying
Just come and say an "oy vey" here with me
Yes, here with me
Yes, I'm still queer, though my gal's now my hubby
'Cause how important can a Peter be?
You're still the same sweet person
And you love me
And what we do in bed
Is just between you and me
And I choose you, instead of anyone for me
Oh tranny boy, I love you so