Die Young by The Key of Awesome Lyrics
[Chorus]
Just play those four chords from that Flo Rida song
There used to be different hits, now we recycle one
And play it ad nauseum
None of my fans give a damn cus they're stupid and young
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, young and dumb)
Their brains have gone numb
(Numb, numb, numb, our brains are numb)
Cus thinking is dumb
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, books are dumb)
Do what I say, every day, and your gonna die dumb
Let's chug some rum with our bums and make sure we die young
[Verse 1]
Backyard wrestling
Falling off of balconies
Tweet your twat, text and drive
Drinking vodka through your eyes
Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer (yolo)
Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer (oh no)
[Pre-Chorus]
Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak
Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet
I dress like a truck stop whore
Your daughter loves me and she's four
[Chorus]
I was a hot mess, now I'm just a plain mess
I must confess that some nights I just want to go home
And read a book all alone
It's possible that we might grow up and die old
(No, no, no, we won't get old)
That's what I've been told
(No, no, no, you can't go home)
I'm getting a cold
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, we're still dumb)
You're living hard while you're young and it's making you old
That boob tattoo's gonna droop and be unreadable
[Verse 2]
Trainwrecks, state your creed
(Never sober, never clean)
Out the cab, flash the vag
Set the women's movement back
Still don't care about my personal hygiene (pew)
A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans (cute)
[Pre-Chorus]
If you act like a moron for fun (duh)
Pretty soon you will become one (huh)
Slowly getting back at our fathers
Let's sing all my songs on top of each other
[Outro]
Don't stop, take it off, DJ, bla bla, tik tok, we are who we are, stop talk-talk-talk-talkin', love is my drug (we're gonna die young)
Don't stop, take it off, DJ, bla bla, tik tok, we are who we are, stop talk-talk-talk-talkin', love is my drug (we're gonna die young)
Just play those four chords from that Flo Rida song
There used to be different hits, now we recycle one
And play it ad nauseum
None of my fans give a damn cus they're stupid and young
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, young and dumb)
Their brains have gone numb
(Numb, numb, numb, our brains are numb)
Cus thinking is dumb
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, books are dumb)
Do what I say, every day, and your gonna die dumb
Let's chug some rum with our bums and make sure we die young
[Verse 1]
Backyard wrestling
Falling off of balconies
Tweet your twat, text and drive
Drinking vodka through your eyes
Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer (yolo)
Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer (oh no)
[Pre-Chorus]
Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak
Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet
I dress like a truck stop whore
Your daughter loves me and she's four
[Chorus]
I was a hot mess, now I'm just a plain mess
I must confess that some nights I just want to go home
And read a book all alone
It's possible that we might grow up and die old
(No, no, no, we won't get old)
That's what I've been told
(No, no, no, you can't go home)
I'm getting a cold
(Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, we're still dumb)
You're living hard while you're young and it's making you old
That boob tattoo's gonna droop and be unreadable
[Verse 2]
Trainwrecks, state your creed
(Never sober, never clean)
Out the cab, flash the vag
Set the women's movement back
Still don't care about my personal hygiene (pew)
A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans (cute)
[Pre-Chorus]
If you act like a moron for fun (duh)
Pretty soon you will become one (huh)
Slowly getting back at our fathers
Let's sing all my songs on top of each other
[Outro]
Don't stop, take it off, DJ, bla bla, tik tok, we are who we are, stop talk-talk-talk-talkin', love is my drug (we're gonna die young)
Don't stop, take it off, DJ, bla bla, tik tok, we are who we are, stop talk-talk-talk-talkin', love is my drug (we're gonna die young)