Ugly You by The Jellybricks Lyrics

Mother nature cracked her head
Look what sprung out from her bed
Mercy me, if that ain't ugly
Look and see if that ain't ugly
Could it be everything I need?
Could it be?

Look into my eyes, what a nice surprise
Ugly soon begins to walk
Blink and eye and not it talks
What's it say? I ain't ugly
What's it say? I ain't ugly
Saturday - take me out to play..out to play... some birthday

In the hospital we wait
Doctor wants to amputate, and all the nurses simply state
"That's no life! Kill the ugly! Get the knife! Kill the ugly! Is that your wife? God she's ugly too...and so are you...ugly too...ugly you"