Burglar of Love by The Jazz Butcher Lyrics
I'm going mad. I believe every word I say
I believe I'm going mad, but I know we've got to keep him away
Now, he could be in your garden when the lights go out
Get your head down, I guess you never worry about the burglar
The burglar of love
Sample: [He is a very sick and dangerous man.]
He's feeling evil. Oh, he's feeling mean and evil today
Yes, I believe he's feeling evil, so you'd best try to keep him away
'Coz he could get in your house and you wouldn't even see--
That's the way the money goes when the trade is burglary
But he's the burglar
Burglar of love
Burglary and the J.B.C. - It's an odds-on racing certainty
'Coz the man who leads your gear astray
Nine out of ten times gets away
In his burglar suit he might look a clown
But the forces of law and order are beat hands down
Lookie there! Where? Look at the state of that!
Follow that man in the burglar hat!
Burglar of love (x8)
I'm feeling scared. Yes, it's seriously scarey today
Yes, I believe I'm feeling scared. He could be in your house today
You don't have to invite him. You're not even in
He's all alone in your front room and he's going through your things
And he's the burglar
Yeah, the burglar of love
Yeah, he's your burglar
Your burglar of love
[Variations, babbling, and sample ad infinitum]
What's up, Doc?
I believe I'm going mad, but I know we've got to keep him away
Now, he could be in your garden when the lights go out
Get your head down, I guess you never worry about the burglar
The burglar of love
Sample: [He is a very sick and dangerous man.]
He's feeling evil. Oh, he's feeling mean and evil today
Yes, I believe he's feeling evil, so you'd best try to keep him away
'Coz he could get in your house and you wouldn't even see--
That's the way the money goes when the trade is burglary
But he's the burglar
Burglar of love
Burglary and the J.B.C. - It's an odds-on racing certainty
'Coz the man who leads your gear astray
Nine out of ten times gets away
In his burglar suit he might look a clown
But the forces of law and order are beat hands down
Lookie there! Where? Look at the state of that!
Follow that man in the burglar hat!
Burglar of love (x8)
I'm feeling scared. Yes, it's seriously scarey today
Yes, I believe I'm feeling scared. He could be in your house today
You don't have to invite him. You're not even in
He's all alone in your front room and he's going through your things
And he's the burglar
Yeah, the burglar of love
Yeah, he's your burglar
Your burglar of love
[Variations, babbling, and sample ad infinitum]
What's up, Doc?