Redneck Zombies by The Jackalopes Lyrics
(verse1)
Well Troma Team does it again
"Redneck Zombies" on VHS
They dropped the can on Ferd Mert's land
Now Pappy and his boys have got a radiation tan
They been brewin' up some evil down the county line
Now Ellie May is slingin' Satan's moonshine
Those yuppie campers are in for a surprise
Stoned, drunk and trippin', gettin' zombie-fied
(chorus)
The whole damn town's been drinkin' green moonshine
Pappy's corn squeezin's that'll warp your mind
A mason jar full o' nuked white lightnin'
Redneck zombies got me mighty frightened
(verse2)
They got melted faces and eyes so black
Redneck zombies are on the attack
A good spray deodorant might knock 'em dead
If they haven't ate yer liver yet or ripped off yer head
You can run, you can hide, you can pray for remorse
You can drop a bunch of acid and play with a corpse
You can hope that this nightmare will very soon end
Just know that the South has risen again!
(repeat chorus)
Well there was only one left after that fatal night
And now she's in a padded room re-livin' the fright
She may never escape all the things that she saw
A zombie holocaust that was the government's fault
Most folks say it can't happen here
Just kick back in their chairs and crack another beer
Hit the rewind button on he VCR
And those redneck zombies will be comin' back for more!
(repeat chorus)
Well Troma Team does it again
"Redneck Zombies" on VHS
They dropped the can on Ferd Mert's land
Now Pappy and his boys have got a radiation tan
They been brewin' up some evil down the county line
Now Ellie May is slingin' Satan's moonshine
Those yuppie campers are in for a surprise
Stoned, drunk and trippin', gettin' zombie-fied
(chorus)
The whole damn town's been drinkin' green moonshine
Pappy's corn squeezin's that'll warp your mind
A mason jar full o' nuked white lightnin'
Redneck zombies got me mighty frightened
(verse2)
They got melted faces and eyes so black
Redneck zombies are on the attack
A good spray deodorant might knock 'em dead
If they haven't ate yer liver yet or ripped off yer head
You can run, you can hide, you can pray for remorse
You can drop a bunch of acid and play with a corpse
You can hope that this nightmare will very soon end
Just know that the South has risen again!
(repeat chorus)
Well there was only one left after that fatal night
And now she's in a padded room re-livin' the fright
She may never escape all the things that she saw
A zombie holocaust that was the government's fault
Most folks say it can't happen here
Just kick back in their chairs and crack another beer
Hit the rewind button on he VCR
And those redneck zombies will be comin' back for more!
(repeat chorus)