Mama Saw a Martian by The Jackalopes Lyrics

(chorus)
Mama saw a martian
My mama saw a martian it was little and green it kinda looked like me
(verse1)
That's why I'm the way I am
My mom saw a martian on a flying ham
Actually it kinda looked like Spam
A little green man in a can of Spam
(verse2)
Drivin' 'long in the middle of the night
Mom and Dad got in a fight
He pulled over so she could walk
She looked at the sky and "what a shock!"
(repeat chorus)
(verse3)
That's when he sent the beam
That made her pregnant with me
Sometimes in the middle of the night
I feel my head glowin' with a dim green light
(repeat verse1)
(repeat chorus)