I Wanna Beer Sandwich by The Jackalopes Lyrics

(verse 1)
Well  I work hard ev'ry day
Slave  and sweat for my pay
My hands are blistered and torn up
Just for you
So  when that lunch-time whistle whines
And  I break from this grind
There's only one thing that will pull me thru...
(chorus) 
I wanna beer sandwich!
Wanna beer sandwich
I wanna Pabst Blue Ribbon sandwich
Wanna  beer sandwich
(x2)
(verse2)
Well my wife thinks I'm an alky
And my boss says I am too
Cuz' I gotta get my noon-time brew to get me thru
And if it wasn't for her whinin'
Or my bosses damn slave drivin'
I wouldn't have to go to the bar to do what I do
(repeat chorus)
(verse3)
Well I drove up my tab at the bar
So now I drink in my car
A brown bag lunch with a 4% punch to go
And maybe sometimes it hurts
But I'm cuttin' back on desserts
Cuz' whiskey pie don't do nothin' for my gut
(repeat chorus)